Funny Stories

Funny scary stories for kids and adults to tell, creepy jokes, hilarious ghost stories and stupid tales. Each story starts out scary but has a humorous or weird ending.

Funny Scary Stories

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  1. TypicalBeans says

    funny scary story: the baby in the basket
    a man named Davis was at his home one day. His wife was at the hospital, and the baby was a stillborn. then Davis heard a voice, very distant. it said “baby in a basket, baby in a basket, ten minutes away.” he was terrified. then he heard “baby in a basket, baby in a basket, 5 minutes away.” then he heard “baby in a basket, baby in a basket, at your door step.
    he opened the door and a baby in a basket was there. he wiped some sweat off. then a car pulled up and put another baby on the doorstep, in the same basket, 5 minutes later. ten minutes later the same thing happened. then the car pulled up again and put his wife in the basket.

  2. ScaryRachel446 says

    Yes. He was trying to get it out of the tin foil wrapping paper and he dropped the pie on its bottom. XD

  3. ScaryRachel446 says

    Hi. My name is May. I was a very brave person until the incident… I was in my room watching TV when I heard a loud -Bang!- from downstairs. Scared, I grabbed my blanket and went to investigate. I walked by my Parent’s room and peeked in. Mom was fast asleep. I didn’t see my Dad but I thought he was just not visible. I started walking down the stairs. On the second step down, I heard a loud -CLOMP!- I didn’t want to turn around because I was afraid of what I would see. I took another step and heard another loud -CLOMP!- I wanted to run. Shivering, I took another step. -CLOMP!- I ran down the stairs as fast as I could. -CLOMP!- -CLOMP!- -CLOMP!- -CLOMP!- At the last step I was afraid to turn around. But I knew I had to. I slowly turned around. I wasn’t supposed to scream, but I did because I thought it was something creepy. It was my blanket. I couldn’t believe I had thought I was being followed. My Father came to see who had screamed. The -Bang!- I heard was my Dad eating the rest of my pie.

  4. Slaughter Daughter says

    A gingerbread man sits in a gingerbread house.

    Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house?

    He screams. For he does not know.

  5. horrormoviefangirl091 says

    I like reading Car Ride, Cursed Doll, Big Poop, Grave Digger, Black Eye, and Crazy Website.

  6. Scaryforkids ..Me? No.. says

    Denko was so interesting at the beginning and then it went on going down down down…. Getting booring!! How could that happen? God I expect too much from this site!

  7. ScaryThingsHappen says

    Denko was Hilarious I laughed so hard at it. especially that one part when OP threatend them and #2ch said “Oh sweet Jesus. You know he’ll do it too”. xD

  8. pinkKaygana says

    dark stanley is from the simpsons!! bart scares everyone, he tells the whole story!! he’s like: imagine im holding a flashlight under my face. , and all the nerds are, like, scared and stuff :) funny!

  9. pinkKaygana says

    dark stanley is from the simpsons!! bart scares everyone, he tells the whole story!! he’s like: imagine im holding a flashlight under my face. , and all the nerds are, like, scared and suff :) funny!

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