Scary Stories

Funny Stories

Funny scary stories for kids and adults to tell, creepy jokes, hilarious ghost stories and stupid tales. Each story starts out scary but has a humorous or weird ending.

Funny Scary Stories

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  • funny scary story: the baby in the basket
    a man named Davis was at his home one day. His wife was at the hospital, and the baby was a stillborn. then Davis heard a voice, very distant. it said “baby in a basket, baby in a basket, ten minutes away.” he was terrified. then he heard “baby in a basket, baby in a basket, 5 minutes away.” then he heard “baby in a basket, baby in a basket, at your door step.
    he opened the door and a baby in a basket was there. he wiped some sweat off. then a car pulled up and put another baby on the doorstep, in the same basket, 5 minutes later. ten minutes later the same thing happened. then the car pulled up again and put his wife in the basket.

  • Yes. He was trying to get it out of the tin foil wrapping paper and he dropped the pie on its bottom. XD

  • Hi. My name is May. I was a very brave person until the incident… I was in my room watching TV when I heard a loud -Bang!- from downstairs. Scared, I grabbed my blanket and went to investigate. I walked by my Parent’s room and peeked in. Mom was fast asleep. I didn’t see my Dad but I thought he was just not visible. I started walking down the stairs. On the second step down, I heard a loud -CLOMP!- I didn’t want to turn around because I was afraid of what I would see. I took another step and heard another loud -CLOMP!- I wanted to run. Shivering, I took another step. -CLOMP!- I ran down the stairs as fast as I could. -CLOMP!- -CLOMP!- -CLOMP!- -CLOMP!- At the last step I was afraid to turn around. But I knew I had to. I slowly turned around. I wasn’t supposed to scream, but I did because I thought it was something creepy. It was my blanket. I couldn’t believe I had thought I was being followed. My Father came to see who had screamed. The -Bang!- I heard was my Dad eating the rest of my pie.

  • A gingerbread man sits in a gingerbread house.

    Is the house made of flesh? Or is he made of house?

    He screams. For he does not know.

  • I like reading Car Ride, Cursed Doll, Big Poop, Grave Digger, Black Eye, and Crazy Website.

  • Denko was so interesting at the beginning and then it went on going down down down…. Getting booring!! How could that happen? God I expect too much from this site!

  • Denko was Hilarious I laughed so hard at it. especially that one part when OP threatend them and #2ch said “Oh sweet Jesus. You know he’ll do it too”. xD

  • dark stanley is from the simpsons!! bart scares everyone, he tells the whole story!! he’s like: imagine im holding a flashlight under my face. , and all the nerds are, like, scared and stuff :) funny!

  • dark stanley is from the simpsons!! bart scares everyone, he tells the whole story!! he’s like: imagine im holding a flashlight under my face. , and all the nerds are, like, scared and suff :) funny!

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