The Brown Suit is a humorous story about a woman whose husband has died recently.
A man died and his wife went to the funeral parlor to see her husband’s corpse. When she saw him lying in the coffin in a blue suit, she started crying. The undertaker felt sorry for her and asked if there was anything he could do for her. The woman said that, when her husband was alive, he always wore a brown suit. The undertaker had put the wrong suit on the corpse.
The undertaker apologized to the woman and said he would rectify the mistake immediately. The woman sat down on the sofa in the waiting room, while the undertaker went into the back room. A few minutes later, he came out and told her that he had finished.
When she went into the back room, she saw that her husband was laid out peacefully in the coffin, wearing his favorite brown suit.
“Now he looks just the way he did when he was alive,” she said. “But how did you change it so quickly?”
“It was no trouble,” said the undertaker. “I accidentally put your husband’s sit on another corpse, so I just switched the heads…”
Omg lazy Sundays am I right
I knew that!
Hey man at least honest
Whaaa…I’d be like “now you go rectify that mistake.” And he’d better do it….
That is from the scary stories series. Hey sfk, if you read this, if you haven’t already can you add High Beams to your scary stories to tell in the dark page? It’s my favorite.
*claps* That’s how you do it!
Ouch!! That undertaker is psycho!!!
Wow funny, short and sweet!
Lol simple law of nature? The blood is still there in his blood vessels and two of the main veins known as the jugular n catriod are in the neck! So he was supposed to bleed… O.o. I think I just witnessed rocket science
I love the undertaker!!! @nini noggin head, the dude is dead so its a simple law of nature that there wouldn’t be any blood cuz his heart stopped and the heart pumps the blood
WTF DID I READ NOW?!?!?!?!
not so horrible
@Ninny Noggin Head, no because the drain the fluids from the body in the embalming process. Good story
Oops my mistake it would be her husbands face. lol silly me. But still wouldn’t there be some blood if he chopped the heads off both corpses?
lol. Wouldn’t she have noticed that it wasn’t her husbands face though and wouldn’t there be blood?