Stupid Stories

Lemon Jelly

Lemon Jelly is a stupid story about a group of girls who have a terrifying experience at their sleepover.

Lemon Jelly

The Lemon Jelly Of Doom

These four girls were having a sleepover and two of them went to the bathroom together because they were scared and while they were in there they heard a scream coming from the bedroom and they were really scared but they went to check it out anyway and when they got to the bedroom they found it empty and the other two girls were missing so they started searching for the missing girls and they looked under the bed and found one of the missing girls strangled to death and one of the girls started to scream and she screamed so loud her lungs fell out and when the other girl saw this she started to flee but when she got to the stairs she found the other missing girl lying there on the bottom step and her face was being eaten by cats so the girl ran into the kitchen and climbed into a cupboard because she didn’t want to get eaten by cats and while she was hiding there she found a packet of lemon flavor jelly and she was really hungry so she began eating it but after she was done eating it she began to feel really sick and then she puked all over the cupboard but when she looked down she saw that instead of jelly she had puked up a big pile of poo and suddenly the poo started growing arms and a head and the poo turned around and looked at her with big staring eyes and it said “I am the jelly which was eaten” and the girl screamed and ran out to the car but it was locked so she had to break a window to get in and then when she shut the door and looked in the rear view mirror there was an old woman sitting in the back seat and the woman said “I am the woman who killed her children” and the woman had hooves instead of feet and a tail instead of a head and a hand instead of a hook and a head instead of an ass. (This story is true.)

45 Comments

  • “Lung fell out”
    “Face eaten by cats”
    “Head instead of an ass”
    c: Wat
    “Hand instead of a hook” ._. Why would she need a hook lmfao

  • *ENGAGING ENGLISH TEACHER MODE*
    “RUN. ON. SENTENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
    Seriously though, this puts that “mother of all run on sentences” assignment I did in seventh grade to shame XD

  • you know scary stories are a serious thing for me? Like if someone tells me to check out anything that includes the word ‘scary’ i check it out straight away, but this… was hilarious! xD

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  • Ya right this is a true story this sounds so stupid I mean it is not even scary it just weird

  • I laugh so hard I start hyperventilating whenever I read this story. I think by far the best part is when they say “This story is true”.

  • Lungs falling out, girls missing, one strangled and one eaten by cats..I think she’s gone through enough..then why would she eat a pile of lemon jelly that turns into poop! That grows arms and a head! Then she breaks the window in her car! And I didn’t get the head for an a** bit. Weird :o

  • I dont know whats worse… That someone came up with this piece of writing or they claimed that its all real… Becuz come on you wont feel like eating lemon jelly after seeing someones lungs fall out and seeing ur friends cat eaten face or a strangled friend… When i do something stupid i come to this page and instantly feel better beacuse brains breaking and jellies talking and lungs falling out are just hilarious

  • i want to meet the person who wrote this so i can ask her(im saying that the persons a girl just because, okay?) how dafuq she came up with such an awesome story

  • You guys know that Ass does not mean Buttocks, Ass means a Female Donkey or a Jenny if you must

  • WTF? Is that ALL one sentence? Imma die of laughter!!! LOL XD!!!!! *-* *u* That is indeed one scary story! ( im not kidding. its scary cause…well… idk…)

  • The last para is flipped out. Head in place of an ass? What? Omg I almost fainted reading this….

  • the one who wrote this is an stupid crazy person without brain! how can the lungs come out when she screams? and how this story is real……..???? first he needs to go to mental hospital!!!

  • I personally think the run on sentence gave it character. It also confirms my assumption that whoever wrote the story was in a huge hurry and probably wrote the story in less than two minutes. Which is very obvious, by the way. Admittedly it was funny though. Made we laugh out loud literally. and shared it on facebook. lol

  • well this paragraph must be given to the primary students as a Question-“read the paragraph below n put punctuation marks when necessary.”-60 marks
    lol!!!

  • Waittttt so the woman had a tail instead of a head and a hook instead of a hand and a head instead of an ass?????? lol Dats confusing…..

  • There were no periods. That’s called……. Run on sentences??? I haven’t been to school for 3 months, ok??

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