Kappa
The Kappa is the most famous of all the legendary Japanese monsters. He resembles a cross between a monkey, a frog and a turtle.
The Kappa has the face of a monkey with the beak of a turtle and a plate-shaped depression in the top of his head. He has green skin like a frog and a turtle shell on his back. His arms and legs are able to stretch out really long and his hands and feet are webbed like a frog.
Kappas usually play pranks such as delivering loud, smelly farts and peeking up women’s dresses. However, they have also been known to commit horrible crimes like kidnapping small children and killing people and eating their internal organs.
The Kappa will lurk underwater in rivers and streams, waiting for its victims. In olden days in Japan, people would go squat by the side of a river and go to the toilet. The Kappa would swim underneath you, until it could see your big bare butt hanging over the side of the bank. Then it attacks when you least suspect it.
Sometimes the Kappa grabs your butt and drags you into the water, holding you under the surface until you drown. At other times, the Kappa sticks his elongated arm up your butt, up through your insides and grabs hold of your tongue. Then the Kappa pulls your tongue out through your butt, turning your body inside-out. Finally, as you flop around on the ground, with your skin on the inside and your guts on the outside, the Kappa takes out your liver and eats it whole.
Nowadays, since people go to the toilet indoors, the Kappa lurks in sewers and bathroom pipes. He sticks his arm up into your toilet, waiting for you to come along and sit down on the bowl. So if you’re ever sitting on the toilet and you feel something moving underneath you, jump up as fast as you can. You may just avoid being turned inside-out by a Kappa.
What? Now I can’t go to the bathroom without having a turtle put his hand up my butt! That’s great! :(
Does anyone else think Kappas are kind of cute?
they ARE a little on the cute side…. but who wants a turtle/frog/monkey thing’s arm up their butt?!
Why would you WANT to stick your arm up someone’s butt when they’re taking a dump? Ewwww!!
am i the only one whos laughing when reading this???? Its just so funny, the kappa doesnt look mean, just stupid…
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That’s just so wrong…O__O
this is NOT scary. just GROSS!!!! :-(
Great, now I can’t go to the batroom without a dumb turtle thing sticking it’s hand up in my butt. How pleasant.
XD theres a Kappa on animal crossing Lawl. XD
Kapp`n is a Kappa. Now I’m afraid to ride the bus to the city. XDD
Also to add to this. APPARENTLY Kappas LOVE cucumbers.
i scared to go poo now
I’m scared to see the water.
ok, i will never go to the bathroom again!
is this thing supposed to be funny, stupid, or gross? cuz apparently there is no way this could be scary. and i dont know how anyone could want to stick their hand up someones ass, then eating them. thats just groooosss. i have been eating honey cake while reading this. now i think im gonna puke.
Ew…. Gross
I wouldnt mind being turned inside out, but just the thought of a turtles hand going up my butt gives me the shivers…
Im never gonna sit on a toilet again without looking before i sit…
Was this meant to be funny?or gross?because its hitting the gross column more
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hand, butt, tongue, kappa…
a very ‘good’ combination! :P
Now i don’t want to go to the bathroom anymore.. somehow all these Japanese stories involves bathrooms except slit mouth woman.
Poop on his hand. Thats my solution!
lmao :P
When I was little I heard this story and I as scared to go to the washroom 4 like 2 weeks.
That was like sooo long ago.
Now that I think about it its kinda funny
ugh…my ass hurts just thinking about this…-_-
I’ll just laugh as the japan people taking a dump in the toilets while a turtles touching the butts. XD
Ok that turtle thing just nasty. HE LOOKS UP GIRLS DRESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats disrespectful to the girls’ body parts and them.
This creature looks like an old man, and it is Very Disgusting! I’m glad that I don’t wear dresses or skirts lol XD
Kappa is one of the characters in my favorite GBA game, Harvest Moon. I’m surprised with this one since his character there was nothing but an annoying but funny creature who likes cucumber. LOL
may i just mention that this story is soooo fake coz if the kappa has webbed feet and webbed hands then it cant bend its fingers into a clasp can it ? so how does it “grab your internal organs”? And BraveInTheDark, I wont go on animal crossing anymore :P xx
I MEEN MIXSUGNOIZ NOT BRAVEINTHEDARK, SORRY PEEPS. i like bacon.
WTF
so appearently kappas like cucumbers… WHY CANT YOU JUST GO EAT A CUCUMBER INSTEAD OF SHOVING YOUR ARMS UP SOMEONES BUTT??? i rather eat a bunch of cucumbers until i finally pass out than to stick my hand up some strangers’ butt while they take a dump…