The Kappa is the most famous of all the legendary Japanese monsters. He resembles a cross between a monkey, a frog and a turtle.
The Kappa has the face of a monkey with the beak of a turtle and a plate-shaped depression in the top of his head. He has green skin like a frog and a turtle shell on his back. His arms and legs are able to stretch out really long and his hands and feet are webbed like a frog.
Kappas usually play pranks such as delivering loud, smelly farts and peeking up women’s dresses. However, they have also been known to commit horrible crimes like kidnapping small children and killing people and eating their internal organs.
The Kappa will lurk underwater in rivers and streams, waiting for its victims. In olden days in Japan, people would go squat by the side of a river and go to the toilet. The Kappa would swim underneath you, until it could see your big bare butt hanging over the side of the bank. Then it attacks when you least suspect it.
Sometimes the Kappa grabs your butt and drags you into the water, holding you under the surface until you drown. At other times, the Kappa sticks his elongated arm up your butt, up through your insides and grabs hold of your tongue. Then the Kappa pulls your tongue out through your butt, turning your body inside-out. Finally, as you flop around on the ground, with your skin on the inside and your guts on the outside, the Kappa takes out your liver and eats it whole.
Nowadays, since people go to the toilet indoors, the Kappa lurks in sewers and bathroom pipes. He sticks his arm up into your toilet, waiting for you to come along and sit down on the bowl. So if you’re ever sitting on the toilet and you feel something moving underneath you, jump up as fast as you can. You may just avoid being turned inside-out by a Kappa.
Also the Kappa’s little plate shaped depression on his head is filled with magical water that will keep him alive. If you manage to make him spill the water by making him bow down to you then he will die.
🐢 <oh no a monster turtle run for your lives
if you write your name on a cucumber and throw it to the kappa it will leave you alone
i’ll never see turtles the same again
Kappa means tapioca in malayalam!
Haha nastiness…so weird.
Good thing I stand to pee
No wonder the Kappa looks depressed.
That is absolute mank, i would hate to have a hand stuck up my a$$ xD
ewww! it’s too disgusting
Imagine using the bathroom in the middle of the night and you feel a hand going up your ass
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! What a pervert!!!
eat nail polish eat nail polish to protect your self( i have a feeling he won’t like that)
That kappa is a pervert! And why eat my livers instead of those tasty cucumbers huh???
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu i live in Japan *hopefully this doesn’t happen* ;;o;;
Did u know that werewolves have hair inside their flesh in day time?
Waiting to unleash it at night…
You are a pervert kappa!😛 if you are hiding in my toilet, I’ll flush you down baby,and one tip for you eat the liver after washing hands, remember you stuck it up their butt.
I have seen this creature in certain Japanese cartoons… The creature looks sad and weird.
I couldn’t help but think of Kapp’n from Animal Crossing. Lol, he takes your Villager to an island with the Gameboy Advance connected to the Gamecube and you can do stuff. He sings. He’s scary xD
when I was in japan i was told kappa love cucumbers and if you leave cucumbers by kappa rivers there give you a wish,gold or fish depending on the legends