Time Travel

The top 20 things to do if you could time travel.

1. If I could time travel, I would go back and witness this event:

2. If I could time travel, I’d bury a bunch of iPhones everywhere to freak out the archaeologists.

3. If I could time travel, I would replace the DeLorean in Back to the Future with this:

4. If I could time travel, I would tell Hitler he’s a good painter and he should stick with his art career.

5. If I could time travel, I would go would go to the nearest toy store and buy every one of these original Star Wars toys:

6. If I could time travel, I’d photobomb evil leaders like Hitler, Stalin and Saddam Hussein, just to make historians wonder, “Who is that guy?”

7. If I could time travel, I’d go back to 1503 when Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa and tell him to paint it like this:

8. If I could time travel, I’d go to the future to see who survived the Zombie apocalypse.

9. If I could time travel, I’d make sure to stock up on lots of cheap beer and banana peels.

10. If I could time travel, I would go to Salem, Massachussetts in 1692 and put on a little magic show…

11. If I could time travel, I would break my fellow time-travellers out of jail.

12. If I could time travel, I would warn the dinosaurs to watch out for that asteroid.

13. If I could time travel, I’d go back to June 1938 and buy Action Comics No.1 off the magazine rack for a dime.

14. I would invent Facebook first, and then put it in a big crate and send it to where the Ark of the Covenant is kept.

15. If I could time travel, I would start a limo service.

16. If I could time travel, I would let Einstein know that NF=S+C2 (No Frizz = Shampoo plus lots of Conditioner)

17. If I could time travel, I would ask Jesus how he managed to get such rock-hard abs.

18. If I could time travel, I’d go back to primary school and accuse my teacher of lying about the kid who leaned back too far on his chair and died.

19. If I could time travel, I would find young Hitler and advise him to get a Justin bieber haircut. Then I would return to the present day and watch people hating on Bieber because he has a Hitler haircut.

20. If I could time travel, I would go forward to my own funeral and write down the names of everyone who didn’t show up and anyone who isn’t crying hard enough.