Rules of Survival

There are certain rules of survival in horror movies. The movie Scream had some rules, but they weren’t very useful. Our rules are much better and teach you exactly how to survive a horror movie.

Rules of Survival

1. Don’t walk around saying “Hello?” like the killer is going to reply “Yeah I’m in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?”

2. If someone says “Oh yeah, that’s the house where Old Man Jenkins was murdered” then it’s time to move house.

3. If your friend gets bitten by a zombie and says “Maybe I wont turn into one”, kill him. Better safe than sorry.

4. Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.

5. If something licks your hand in the darkness, it’s not your dog. Your dog is dead.

6. Stay away from places like Amityville, Haddonfield, Camp Crystal Lake, Elm Street and the entire state of Maine.

7. If you’re running around completely naked, you might as well just murder yourself.

8. If you are black, you will be the first to die. I don’t know why, but for some reason, in horror movies, black people always get killed first.

9. If you are annoying or a wise-ass, you will die before the black guy.

10. If you are a hot blond girl with big boobs, you will die before the annoying guy and the black guy.

11. If you open the door and there is a man standing there, holding an axe, he didn’t come to chop firewood.

12. Never go to the toilet alone. If needs be, poop your pants. It’s much safer.

13. If you see a clown, RUN. That clown isn’t hanging around to make you some balloon animals!

14. Leave slow or clumsy friends behind. Every man for himself. Somebody’s got to live to tell the story.

15. Don’t split up and look for clues. Everything you learned from Scooby-Doo is wrong.

16. You know that creepy clown statue upstairs that is freaking you out? Well it’s not a statue.

17. Never say “I’ll be right back” because you won’t be right back.

18. When you’re walking around a spooky old house, at least try turning the lights on!

19. If you’re running from the killer, you’re going to trip and fall down at least twice. More if you’re a girl.

20. If you trip and fall, don’t lay there with the “Ow it hurts” face. Get up and continue running!

21. If the killer is chasing you, you don’t have to run fast. Just faster than your friends.

22. No matter how fast you run, the killer will always be right behind or in front of you, despite the fact that he is shuffling along at a slower and more dramatic pace.

23. On a stormy night, you will find an open window that you were sure was locked. It didn’t magically unlock itself!

24. Whatever you do, remember that the killer will never forget what you did last Summer.

25. If you’re pointing a gun at the killer, don’t say “If you move I’ll shoot! I’m serious!” Just shoot him already!

26. Just lay down on the floor and pretend to be dead. Hey, it works for bears… doesn’t it?

27. Never back out of one room into another without looking. It’s always behind you.

28. If you see something moving, hit it with a baseball bat… even if it turns out to be your friend. Swing first, say sorry later.

29. Listen to the advice of all the people in the movie theater who are yelling at the screen!

30. Don’t trot round the house shouting, “Hey! is anybody there?” Of course there’s somebody there, dummy!

31. Never take a shower. Killers love showers. Anyway, sweaty people are slippery and harder to catch.

32. If you’re a girl, get a boyfriend. He’ll be horribly murdered in front of you, but at least you’ll live.

33. If you hear weird noises, don’t go to investigate. You’re not Dora the Explorer.

34. Stay out of the library. It’s one of the worst places to hide. Seriously, it’s like a labyrinth of getting murdered. Do you realize how easy it is for a killer to hide behind a bookcase?

35. If you’ve beaten the killer into a bloody pulp and you’re sure he must be dead, take the opportunity to dismember, burn, eat, blow up or otherwise destroy him.

36. If somebody claims that there’s nothing wrong, something is horribly, horribly wrong.

37. If you’re asked to babysit during a storm, on Halloween, on Friday the 13th or during a full moon, just say “Sorry, no can do”.

38. Don’t pick up hitchhikers and don’t hitchhike. If you do both, then the worst case scenario is: You could end up picking yourself up and murdering yourself.

39. If one of your friends is injured, leave them behind. Even if it’s just a skinned knee. That qualifies as an injury. Leave them.

40. If you friend gets shot, don’t, under any circumstances, do CPR. This will only make them die faster!

41. Always have your keys at the ready. You don’t want to be fumbling in your bag going “Oh where are they? I’m sure I have them here somewhere!” while the killer closes in.

42. Drips are never good. If you hear a dripping sound, it’s blood. Likewise, if you hear a clang, it’s a meat cleaver and if you hear a thunk, it’s a severed head.

43. If there is a scary legend, believe it. It’s real. It doesn’t matter of the legend says the killer has an onion for a head or a bear trap for a mouth. It’s real and he’s coming for you tonight.

44. If someone says “It’s just the wind, guys. Everything’s fine. Stop overreacting”, you should reply “Yeah well I hope I won’t overreact when you’re dead and stuffed beneath the floorboards”.

45. Avoid screaming, crying, whispering, panting, wheezing or breathing heavily when you’re trying to hide. Killers are not deaf.

46. Never bend down to spit out your toothpaste. When you come back up, there’ll be someone standing behind you in the mirror.

47. Don’t go to places with weird names like Terror Lake, Hell Hollow, Devil’s Den, Screamerville, Skull Valley, Dead Man’s Crossing, Spook Hill, Ghost Creek, Bloody Springs or Slaughter Beach.

48. Never go downstairs to check out a weird noise. Especially not in your underwear.

49. If your friends go to check out a strange noise and don’t return, don’t go looking for them. Just make new friends.

50. If your son starts telling you “I see dead people”, put him up for adoption!

51. If you’re babysitting a kid and they tell you they saw someone scary at the window, tell them to stand at the window and wave while you go hide.

52. If you’re running from zombies and your friend trips and falls, don’t worry. Leave them behind and say “I’ll see you again when you’re a zombie!”

53. DO NOT hide where you obviously could be SEEN… like BEHIND a LAMP! *idiot*

54. This is the 21st Century. You have a cell phone. Why does nobody in horror movies call 911?

55. If you’re black, stay away from white people. They’re too curious – always checking out noises and getting killed.

56. Have a fat friend. They will come in useful. If you run into the killer, you can use them as a human shield.

57. When you hear the music change to “ch, ch, ch, ch…ah, ah, ah, ah”, you’re as good as dead.

58. If you and your friends are running from the killer, trip up your friends. You can always make new friends, but there’s only one you.

59. If you are babysitting and the phone rings, don’t answer it. Just go home and leave the kids to fend for themselves.

60. Always check the back seat of the car. 9 out of 10 times, the killer will be crouched there going “Aw dude, you caught me!”

61. If you come to a deserted town, it’s probably been deserted for a good reason. Take the hint and stay away.

62. If you’re not sure who’s the killer and who’s an innocent person, shoot them all and let God sort them out.

63. If you see something mutating, don’t stand there with your “OMFG” face and wait for it to finish mutating. Kill it with fire and get the hell outta there.

64. I’m a leader not a follower… but if we’re going into a haunted house… you’re going first.

65. If some idiot in the group says “Let’s split up”, tell him “OK you go that way, the rest of us will go this way.”

66. Never under any circumstances run upstairs if you are being chased. Once you get upstairs, there’s nowhere left to go.

67. If you’re hiding from the killer, put your phone on silent.

68. Make sure the killer is dead. if the killer isn’t dead they will just keep coming back like team rocket.

69. OK under the bed is not a real hiding spot. What self-respecting killer WOULDN’T check under the bed?

70. If your BestFriendForever trips and falls and screams “Don’t leave me!”, change their friendship status to BestFriendForNever.

71. If you find your friend stabbed 78 times and lying in a pool of blood, dont go “OMG what happened?” You KNOW what happened.

72. When you find your friend stabbed 78 times dont comfort her. Run! She’s gonna die anyway. There’s still one person you can save… YOU!

73. The killer never dies the first time. Wait until he gets up, then kill him again.

74. When you’re driving at night and you hit someone, don’t stop to see if they’re OK.

75. Hide in the fridge. Killers don’t get hungry and stop for munchies during a murder spree.

76. Never look behind you while running away. When you look back, the killer will be standing in front of you.

77. Make sure your car has a full tank of gas and your cell phone is fully charged.

78. Whenever a puppet or doll turns to you and says “Let’s play”, it doesn’t REALLY want to play.

79. If you knock on the door of a creepy old house and it opens by itself, don’t go inside.

80. If objects in your house become possessed and start attacking you, don’t run into the kitchen. That’s where the knives are!

81. If you hear a little girl singing a nursery rhyme, say “Feet don’t fail me now!” and start running.

82. Don’t stop at a gas station and ask the creepy old man for directions. He’s not going to help you.

83. After you shoot the killer, don’t drop your gun.

84. If someone hands you a videotape and says “If you watch this you will die in 7 days”, don’t break out the popcorn.

85. If you see something weird, tell someone. Don’t just go “Oh, I must be imagining things.”

86. There is a killer in town and the police have asked us to give you the following safety tips: Stay in well-lit areas, do not travel alone and, whenever possible, always wipe front to back.

87. Never get into a car. It will either not start, break down, run out of gas or you will lose the keys. Either way, the killer will be hiding in the back seat.

88. If a policeman arrives, don’t get your hopes up. He will be killed just before he reaches you.

89. Find a good hiding place and STAY THERE. If the killer can’t see or hear you, WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?

90. If you are buying a house and the real estate agent is all like “well, yeah, full disclosure – there were some murders that happened here”, buy a different house.

91. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate. The killer is there. Also your dog is dead.

92. Never attempt to pull off the killer’s mask. You won’t like what you see.

93. Never assume the killer is dead. Shoot him, stab him, chop off his arms, legs and head, then burn the pieces and put them out with holy water. If possible, rocket his charred remains into space. Even then, he probably won’t be dead.

94. If you have any history of mental illness, you will discover at the end of the movie that you were the killer all along.

95. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism. Move very very far away. Because there’s blood on your walls. Blood! On your walls! YOUR WALLS ARE BLEEDING!

96. Never kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend. Smooching couples are a magnet for deranged serial killers.

97. Never yell things like “It’s over now” or “We made it”. That guarantees that it’s not over and you won’t make it.

98. If you spot a weird dude in your garden holding a chainsaw, he is not there to trim your hedges.

99. Don’t get drunk or do drugs. Escaping from a killer is much harder when you’re stumbling around and singing to yourself.

100. If you’re going on vacation, Google the name of the area. If the first five search results are news stories about Missing Persons, take a holiday somewhere else.

101. Don’t go outside just because you hear a noise. That’s like coming out and saying “Here I am! I’m ready to be murdered now!”

102. Protect yourself. Find a weapon. Gun, knife, chainsaw = weapons. Umbrella, mop, lamp = not weapons.

103. Don’t drink alcohol or do drugs. Killers in horror movies have an extra-special hatred of drunk or stoned teenagers.

104. If your Dad goes insane and starts hacking down your bedroom door with an axe, don’t try to reason with him. Jump out the window.

105. Upstairs? Bad idea. Outside? Don’t go there. Phone? Never works. Gun? Don’t drop it. Car? Won’t start. Neighbors? Never home. Police? Always die.

106. If you hear a scary noise and find out that it’s just the cat, the next scary noise you hear won’t be just the cat.

107. If one of your arms or legs gets chopped off, don’t let it get you down. Later on, you may be able to replace it with a chainsaw or machine gun.

108. Don’t sacrifice yourself to save someone else. Usually the person you saved will die anyway.

109. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s just one of your friends playing a prank on you.

110. If your parents murdered a serial killer years ago, the killer will return to murder you. Strangely, he will leave your parents alone.

111. If your girlfriend is a hot cheerleader, dump her for the weird chick that nobody likes. Weird chicks never get killed, cheerleaders always die.

112. A good strategy is to say “No! Kill me instead!” That way, the killer will leave you alone and murder everbody else. Reverse psychology.

113. Don’t make friends with rednecks or hillbillies unless you want to be down on all fours, squealing like a pig.

114. Never make a plan, because your plan will take into account everything that could possibly happen, except for the one thing that actually happens.

115. If you throw away a doll and come home to find it waiting for you, immediately leave the country. There is no other way to get rid of it.

116. If the calls are coming from inside the house, get outside the house.

117. When you find a strange weapon, immediately grab it. Later on, this will be the only weapon capable of killing the monster.

118. If you are shooting at a monster with a big gun and it has no effect, don’t take out a smaller gun and start shooting.

119. If a girl with long black hair starts crawling out of your TV, hit the OFF button on the remote before she gets all the way out.

120. If you’re being chased by a killer and you meet one of your friends and they ask “what’s wrong?”, don’t stop to explain. Just shout “Cantstoptotalkkillerchasingmeseeyoulater” as you pass by.

121. If all else fails, make friends with the villain and help him kill everyone else. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em.

Comments

  1. ICanDoBadAllByMyselfie says

    Chelsy (big books blond hair)

    Her ononomusly stupid boyfriend Chad

    Chelsy: Baby there’s a clown outside the window with an ax!!!!!

    Chad: oh baby he’s just going to kill us.

    Chelsy: Oh I thought he was going to kill us WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY AHHHHHHHHH!

    Chad: he is but I’m going to take my close off and run away mean while you’ll be dead!!!

    Chelsy:what do you mean I’ll be dead ?

    Chad: LOKK BEHIND YOU!

    Chelsy is murders with an ax

    Chad: (hovering over her) I’m not as stupid as I look rule number 10 if you are a girl with big books and blond hair you will die first

  2. GhostlyKitten123 says

    LOL so hilarious!! First time commenting and having so much fun. Plus, do people like us get to create stories?? Just curious :)

  3. Death Queen says

    OK I am literally scared now. Btw I had to scroll down to finally get to the “post comment” There are loads of comment’s

  4. Pixel says

    This was hilarious to read, some of the reasons were the same, just different wording, and 1 of them was the exact same, but other than that, it was really funny!

  5. popsicleunicorn says

    i’m mad smart myself so, i screwed as good😭 Hope the killer doesn’t get me 😛

  6. TamasakiLion says

    For #95, I thought even if you move, the demon still follows you???

    (btw, I feel kinda old reading this ;-;)

  7. Ghostlove63 says

    Killer: “where are you…”
    Me: “I’m not here…”
    Killer: “okay… See ya!”
    Me: “bye!”
    Killer: “bye!”

  8. KatShipsGarmau says

    84 and 119 Are From The Ring. My Fav is the one that says If someone says That if you watch this ur gonna die in 7 days. LOL XD

  9. TheDarkArchangel says

    Omg you replied to my comment. 😢😢😢 Im your biggest fan and I love your stories!

  10. candyheart15712 says

    LOL!!!! i LUV the tips !!

    but i wish SOMEONE will FINALLY make a scary movie where PEOPLE HAVE BRAINS and the chareters’ actions will be like a real person will do !!

  11. thebatpuppy says

    73. or just kill him 70000 times first and burn him and hope his ashes don’t murder you.

    also yay! I’m the weird girl!

  12. horrorconnoisseur says

    Nice job but several repeats of the same information. Several contradictions as well, and surprisingly several rules you missed.

    1. If the killer is wearing a mask he/she is most likely someone you know.

    2. Don’t be a smart ass. Killers of all shapes and colors love irony.

    3. If your friend “escapes” the killer and is soaked in blood, check to see if your friend is actually injured. It might not his/her blood.

    4. Unless you are a 2 dimensional cartoon character talking animals and self moving inanimate objects are never good signs.

    5. If you made it in the car, you are gunning it for safety, and the killer jumps in front of the car, DON’T STOP!

    6. Never turn your back on an un-barricaded window if you are just inches from it.

    7. If you wouldn’t believe your situation if somebody just told it happened to them, don’t tell the police the whole story. Turn “The village witch got angry at my girlfriend for cutting in front her on Taco Tuesday so she resurrected Jack the Ripper to exact her revenge” into “A maniac with two knives is killing my friends”. Saves time and is more believable.

    8. If you didn’t see it, it didn’t happen. Don’t trust anybody’s word when bodies are found.

    9. If any door is glowing, don’t open it.

    10. Don’t be mean to anyone because payback is a . . . Well you know

  13. TheDarkArchangel says

    Some of these are so f###ing racist. Black guy always dies first… I MEAN WTF???
    And there were like 10 rules that say: leave your friends behind… DUDE THATS SO SELFISH WTH IS WRONG WITH YOU???? (actually… when I think for a sec… I would probably follow all those rules)

    scaryforkids says: It’s not actually racist if you think about it. It’s pointing out how the movies are racist because if there’s a character who is black, he is always the first to get killed.

  14. allaboutscary says

    Really Funny!Love ’em all and I agree……the killer is never dead!People are just so dumb and think they are dead,but their not.Duh!

  15. FAN OF SCARY FOR KIDS says

    ha…ha…ha…ha… Can’t stop myself from laughing….. Each and every tip was hilarious…. i am surely gonna send this to my friends….
    Especially the team rocket, dora the explorer and scooby- one!
    I just love cartoons.

  16. xXxGrrrrRawrxXx says

    Wow took a while to get here but anyways…how about just letting go, going with the flow and see what happens? Haha…

  17. Username_Invalid says

    So true and hilarious ! Made me laugh so much that my mom kept asking what was so funny :D

  18. dead_meat says

    way too long.. i am sure i will die reading it before getting killed by an axe murderer or killer clown !!!

  19. PurpleGirlTheHorrorFan says

    A TIP: if you wake up and see something creepy staring at you out of the darkness, it’s not your family pet. Just jump out of the window.

    Haha. I made that one up. I’m not sure if it’s on the list.

  20. GhostGirl666 says

    For some reason I always try the last one in my dreams, but it never works. I still get hacked by a meat cleaver or burnt in the heart by some sort of flame thing

  21. Ms Scare says

    Lol If your walls bleed dont be like ” thats strange ” Move!! Away!! Now!! Lmfao

  22. creepypastafangirl says

    Does anybody find it odd that I’vememorized these rules? I am so weird. By the way, lying down on the floor and pretending you’re dead might not work. Just a thought.

  23. GhostGirl1607 says

    OMGOMGOMGOGMOMG this was the funniest thing I have ever read most of these made my laugh so hard my mom was like “whats so funny?” and everytime I tried to read to her one of the jokes I would burst out laughing like the one something about it says well i forgot think it said “If the children ur babysitting tell u there is a scary person standing outside ur bedroom, tell them to stand by the window and wave to the person while you go and hide.” LOL THATS TO FUNNNY

  24. Slenderman says

    I’m probably going to make a horror movie now, starring me as the only one with sense who everyone thinks is a wuss. There’s a tip. Always be a wuss. If someone calls you a baby, reply with “That means I live longer than you” if they don;t get it, they will.

  25. Nini Noggin Head says

    These are pretty cool. I’ll remember them if I ever end up in a horror movie lol. Although I would also say that putting your face near giant strange eggs is also a bad idea.

  26. bunnygirl says

    My nuber one rule is make out with the killer if girl roundhouse kick her in the face take her wepon an beat the crap out of her then shoot her with a potato gun!!!!

  27. BieberzMyne says

    lol, me and mt friend were reading this. she started dying when it said if ur babysitting an g the kid says he sees something, tell him to keep waving so you can go and hide. and she said that if some white chick with long brown hair starts coming out you TV, turn off the TV so its only waist-in, lift up er arms, pull of her shirt and start tickling her stomach and underarms. if she white 9/10 chances shes ticklish hehe, i should know

  28. Heartbreak says

    There is a limited amount of things that will make me sprint like hell. A killer chasing me is one of them.

  29. Dead Girl XXx says

    Hey furrykinz, u’ve got a point there! :O :O
    What if Kashima Reiko came and killed the owner? O: I’m scared!!!
    Oh owner, dont die! We want new posts! O:

  30. furrykinz2234 says

    OMG! :O i think i figured out what happened you know the ghost of the japanese woman who lost her legs? she probably came back and killed the owner!!!!!! it may sound crazy but remember this one story was way to scary so the owner removed it maybe she wnated revenge on the owner for removing the story she wanted to spread :O :O :O :O :O :O

  31. furrykinz2234 says

    guys ive got another story
    Dolls
    sally loved dolls and just had to have the doll. the doll had blonde hair,a red dress, and brown eyes. she asked the store clerk how much it was and he said it was free. in the car she noticed the doll had a string on it she thought that was strange because she hadnt seen it before but she pulled it anyway and it said 2…2…2…2…. she thought that was strange also. when she got home she put the doll on a shelf but by that time it was time for bed. the next morning she woke and found the doll lying righ beside her. she thought it was strange for she hadnt put it there the night before she just thought her mother had put it there. this continued to happen for 3 nights more. then one morning sally had not woken up and her parents thought that it was strange so her mom went to check and saw a red fluid flowing out the door her mom kept saying sally sally finally she opened the door and saw her daughter laying in a pool of blood then she saw the doll she pulled the string thinking that it was their daughters favorite toy and heard it say 3….3….3…3…3…

    i do not know how many the doll has klled to this day but i do know im never going near another doll ever again.

    -sincerely,
    Sally

  32. xxsinfullysweetxx says

    Okay I love this site and all and always come here, But when are people going to start writing new stories? I miss reading new stuff they haven’t updated in awhile.. D:

  33. Anonymous girl17 says

    i have one….
    The girl was waiting for her boyfriend one night. He had promised her that he would come at 8:30 PM but he was already 47 minutes late. The girl became furious with him so she went on home. The next morning, the girl found out that her boyfriend died while she was waiting for him. The police had said that he had been cut into tiny pieces and some parts of his body were missing as if someone had eaten them. The girl was so depressed that she ended up in a mental hospital. Every night the girl would somehow change and act strangely. She would howl like a hungry wolf or speak in other languages. But when dawn came, the girl would go back to normal. Doctors and priests thought she was possessed so she soon became a suspect. But they were wrong…. One night, the girl became really crazy. She scratched herself to try to skin herself and she would use her own blood to write on the walls. This night, she wrote “I have…” The next night, she wrote in another language, “another person” On the last night, she wrote “inside of me” but when the nurse discovered her last message, she was already dead. It appears that she had killed herself by eating parts of her own body……… lol I just made it up. I’ve always loved scary stories because my dad used to tell me tons of em. but the last story he told me couldn’t be finished because he had to work….T.T Thats the last time i ever saw my dad….

  34. furrykinz2234 says

    hye guys ive another story!
    The Picture
    “ugh” said Jeremy “can school get anymore boring?”
    only 5 more minutes until the bell rang and then he would be homefree. he suddenly turned his attention to the window and saw a piece of paper fall from the sky. he was very curious and wanted to see what it was. so after the bell rang he ran outside and picked it up. he saw the most cutest girl he had ever seen,she looked like a japanese girl and was wearing a very cute uniform and was holding two fingers up like it was supposed to be a peace sign (which it was). he wanted to meet this girl so he asked everybody in school before leaving and tehy said they never saw her and that she might be from out of town. so he called it a day and went home. that night he heard giggling and scratching on his window from a fingernail. he looked out and saw the girl from the picture. he jumped out the window and chased after the girl as she ran away and lost her when she trailed off into the woods. the next day of asking people if they had seen her anywhere but everyone had said no. that night hhe heard giggling and scratching again so he did the same thing and ran in the street after the girl but a car hit him point blank. the driver who hit him tried to help but he was to late. so Jeremy lay there dead with a picture in his hand. the driver picked the picture up and saw a very cute girl holding three fingers up.

  35. theawesomeness says

    there are some things that you dont know about jcpennys. some things you dont want to know. but i am going to tell you anyways. there was once a little girl who was walking through the store with her mother. the girl stopped to tie her shoe and the mother walked else where. confused and suspicious, the girl tried to find her. by the cause of her shortness, she thought one of the dummies was her mom so she took its hand. to her it was cold but she didnt care. “Come on mommy,” she erged but no movement. to that the girl began to pull, but to her surprise the dummy fell. it didnt sound like plastic to the ground, this arose suspicion from others. the little girl turned around and saw blood seeping through the neck of the dummy and she screamed and screamed until she couldnt scream anymore. later that evening the police discovered that the dummy dresser had murdered people, cut off their heads, and painted them white to hide the fact that they were dead.

  36. furrykinz2234 says

    hey oh guys ive got a story!
    T’WAS THE NIGHT BEFORE HALLOWEEN
    There was once a girl named summer who was very very very very very very very very popular at her school she had blonde hair,blue eyes,she had the perfect face ,and she was tall and slim. It was the night before halloween and she couldnt wait. every year her and her friends go out and prank people. but she didnt know the danger that awaited her when she went home that day. when she got home she was greeted by a horrible sight….. her cat,dad,brother,and mom hung by their feet with no head or arms she didnt know what to expect and she couldnt call for help because she had left her phone in her bedroom and she was to scared to go up there but she finally convinced herself to go call for help so when she got to her bedroom that was when she saw it…. a huge monster that look very intelligent but that wasnt all he was standing next to a man with a huge butcher knife she screamed and ran downstairs. then she saw something even more terrifying…she didnt see her parents cat or brother hanging….they were standing right beside her.the monster held her up and put them in the center of the brain washed zombies (the funny part is the cat imgine a cat standing on its back to feet acting like a zombie XD) and the pulled off her head and ate her brain and then ate her arms and legs.then the guycut out her heart and lungs (heres the most creepiest part) then he ate them and you know who that girl was?…. it was me! and your next whoever reads this!
    dont forget to comment on it
    and dont worry your not next

  37. theawesomeness says

    there was once a girl who was very popular at school (notice how i say was) until there was one night that ruined it for her, forever. she came home from school one day and found her parents sitting on the couch. her dad had the remote in his hand but he never changed the channel when a boring commercial was on. she went up to her room because she was getting on facebook. there was a comment from a guy she didnt add saying ‘your next.’ she thought it was a glitch, that it was for somebody else. soon there was a thirst scratching at her throat. she went downstairs for a drink and saw the remote her dad was holding on the ground and his hand was in the exact same spot. maybe he fell asleep, she thought. not wanting to wake him she hurried upstairs to check on her brother. he wasnt moving either, she assumed that they all had a rough day. in her room, a horrible sight awaited her. there was three pairs of lungs laying across her bed, of course she didnt think mush of it, she thought it was a joke. the only thing that changed her mind was a knock on her door. she openned it to find her dad starring down at her. his eyes were missing and there was a huge hole in his chest. her fell but only missed her by a little, she screamed a blood curling scream. her dad got right back up and her mom and brother came in the room, both missing eyes and lungs. they pinned her to the ground and tore her apart limb by limb until all that was left was a torso and a head attached. her limbs were thrown across the room. the last thing she heard was laughter before her head was pulled from her neck

  38. blackkites15 says

    This is AWESOME! I’ll use this in a horror movie, but I’ll save the boy I like though…

  39. rashona says

    Okay seriously WTF? why no new stories? huh? and why the f are you not submitting my comments? like seriously? wtf is ur problem? sure everyone else can comment but my comment can’t be posted wtf scaryforkids your site is getting less and less views if you don’t step up and post some new stories ! im getting sick and tired of waiting and having my comments not posted. -.-

  40. Dead Girl XXx says

    Haha… very well, but did u do it? :P U didnt..so that proves it :P Ur innocent haha… xD
    But for an example.. i’ll tell u what evil Aimee did 3:D
    One sunny day, Evil Aimee was walking on the road with her sister and was suddenly got very thirsty. She didnt bring money with her, so she couldnt buy anything to drink. She was complaining to her sister and yelling with anger. In that instant, something caught her eyes. A little girl was drinking a jugo, so evil Aimee thought of a plan. She went near the little kid who was alone and started talking to her. “Girly, can you see the little red butterfly that is flying around here?” She shook her head, confused. “Well, it went that way!” E-Aimee pointed out and the girl looked away. That moment, she took her chance and grabbed the jugo from the girl. The girl was crying and crying.
    The next day, evil Aimee went to the place where she met the girl, which she thought was her home. Luckily, she met the girl, who was very angry with her. Then she bought her a jugo and gave it. When the little girl was drinking it happily, She grabbed it from her again!! xD xD xD

  41. griffin88 says

    lol heres a hint :O look at the vowels besides u…,

    and you can call me by my real name Chris (my full name is Christopher)

    and i just remembered another puzzle from a book i read a while ago, but i won’t put it until someone solves my other one (or the owner puts up a new story whatever comes first)

    woah textwall :O

  42. Flufi says

    If you hear a noise coming from the attic, don’t go up there! If you are stupid and you do then bring a freaking weapon not a flashlight!*idiot* and NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EEEEVVEEERRR go up there in your underware!

  43. 0_oDemonChild0_o says

    I’ve got sum mor rules
    Never assume the shadow in your closet is just your imagination
    If you find a strange book sitting on your bed BURN IT NOW even if your mom cums up and tells you she bot it at yur neighbors garage sale,… Why do u think they sold the book???!!!!
    Never make friends with the creepy kid in your math class you will always die
    If your going into a strange house ALWAYS CARRY A GUN IN YOUR POCKET along with a pocket knife matches and a big bottle of kerosine

  44. Dead Girl XXx says

    Note: For your kind information, Evil Aimee has just been activated, so make sure you are safe at home and all the doors and windows are securely locked. Thank you.
    Bbuwwahahaha…. gotta know about those ‘signs’ xD..ha-ha-ha Then i’ll notice easily…Bwahahahahaaha!!!
    xD
    Note: For your kind information, Evil Aimee has now been deactivated. Now you may open the doors and windows. Thank you.
    “im glad i could talk to u…” Thanks Kish ur one nice guy really X3… And agree about Devilgirl… But hey, if u write the 5th part, she might comment to it as usual, then i can ask her ^_^ (its not like im saying this for my benefit haha lol xD)

  45. Dead Girl XXx says

    I hope the guy running SFK sees our heart-breaking comments of patiently waiting for a new post… then he (or if it’s a she) would feel sympathy and start posting new stories one by one… lol xD Or a thousand altogether!! haha xD

  46. Dead Girl XXx says

    Yeeeaa, still no sign of stories, bleh… xD
    Okay fine.. we both (reader and writer) gets the appreciation =) Because when the writer writes, the reader/s gets to read it and enjoy xD Plus, when the reader/s read/s, the writer gets support xD So we both deserve the appreciation lol xD Ur most welcome =)

  47. Xx Death Bolt xX says

    Part 4, as promised ;)
    Part 4- Back to the future
    Mary kept staring at the diary, not knowing what to think. She can’t be dead, impossible! This had to be a prank. She threw the diary away, she had had enough of this. As the diary fell, a piece of paper fell out of the book. It seemed to be a photograph. She picked up the paper. It was a picture cut out of the newspaper. The headlines said, “Bloody Killer Strikes Again”. For some reason, the words seemed extremely familiar. But from where, she couldn’t remember… She looked at the picture. There were 3 boys and 2 girls. She did not know the 3 boys and 1 girl. But the other girl brought chills to her spine… The other girl was her!
    Mary ran downstairs, to look for her parents. They didnt seem to be at home. She looked at the time, 1:45am, where could they have gone. She switched on the tv, and watched for a while. Suddenly, the tv flickered and a really ugly guy stared at her. He seemed quite old. He had an unearthly and wierd smile… “you believed” he said, his voice wierder than anyone she had ever heard before. “why do u keep coming back here?” he asked, “im finished with u”. He laughed an evil laugh, and lifted something up… It was Mary’s head!

  48. Dead Girl XXx says

    XD Unbelievable, but i am hahaha XD Jk
    And i’ve read the tap tap tap one around 21 times, honest o.O

  49. Dead Girl XXx says

    Haha yep i knew that u were joking but falling asleep instantly is so.. u knw, funny hahaha xD xD (i know u were joking in that one too xD) And just as u said, the story being interesting is good enough xD
    Actually ‘Hooorrayyy for SFK!’ xD xD xD and the stories hahahah lol xD

  50. Xx Death Bolt xX says

    Ok, Aimee, nice name. Lol, and no, thanks TO YOU for reading my story, i really appreciate it =)
    Part 3- Wierd diary
    Wondering how this book got here, Mary took the book to her room. She switched on her bed lamp and sat down to read. She opened the first page…
    “Monday 21 November”
    Mary read the date again. 21 november was tomorrow! Thats impossible. She looked at her phone. It was sunday, 20 november. She perfectly remembered that it was 20 november. What was going on… She got the urge which she couldn’t resist, to keep reading the diary… So she kept reading…
    “I was online yesterday with 4 of my friends, 2 girls whom i didn’t know and 2 boys (the girls’ brothers)” she read, “and i came across a scary story that caught my eye. ‘The curse of the treecutter’ was the tittle. So me and my friends read the story. It was about a treecutter who went insane and hacked people to pieces. Legend has it that if you believe the story, the treecutter will kill you. 3 of my friends and i laughed our heads off. But Ruth, my other friend, just sat there wide eyed. Before i could even tell her that the story was a fake, we heard footsteps from the closet. Suddenly, a toxic smell hit our noses, and God it stank! A gruesome laugh came from the closet. It made my hair on my neck stand. Then an eerie voice said, ‘you believe’. Goosebumps grew on my skin. Instinctly, we all began to run out of the room, Ruth being one of the first to run. I was the last to leave and i heard the sound of a chainsaw starting. We all ran in different directions, and that was the last time we saw Ruth. The next time we saw her, she was on the news… Murdered!”
    Mary looked at the book wide eyed. This had to be a prank, yes, thats it, someone was playing a prank. But she couldn’t help but wonder. She turned the page, and the date was sunday 20 november. The page had been stuck the wrong way, no wonder, now she understood. Something caught her eye just at the bottom of the page “Mary Mcqueen had been murdered!” she couldn’t believe what she was reading. She was Mary Mcqueen!

    Thats the end of part 3, hope u liked it Dead Girl. By the way, if u don’t mind me asking, how old are u? Don’t answer if u don’t want xD

  51. Dead Girl XXx says

    And i made another story up when i was in bed last night xD It’ll be a little stupid but hope it doesnt matter lol xD
    Here it goes and hope it’s okay anyway xD xD
    Name: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!! xD
    My boyfriend and i were having a big argument in the hallway. We were shouting and yelling at each other with the case of seeing him give a valentine chocolate to my biggest rival, Rebeca. I roared at him and he roared back at me, and we were nearly beaten up by each other. At last, I screamed my last words at the guy. “You are no longer my boyfriend!” Then i stomped away, crying and squeezing my girly fist which could never be able to land a hit on his face.
    School ended late and it was beginning to get dark. I was still sobbing in tears so i decided to go head to the beach before i went home, just to calm down a bit. There was nobody there, and i was all alone until i saw a familiar guy sitting in the sand with his hands covering his face. I immediately recognized him, it was my former boyfriend who i broke up with just a few hours ago.
    I couldnt control my fury. I bit my lip in anger and took a little stone from the sand and threw it at him as hard as i could. He didnt move an inch, so i took another stone and threw at him again. I kept on throwing stones and shells at him, each one bigger than the last, but he still didnt move. Feeling even more hatred for the ignorance, i took a heavy stone and threw it at him, and it landed harshly on the side of his head. I saw blood flowing down the side of his forehead and i ran away home, feeling terrible.
    That night, i lay sleepless on my bed. I was feeling really guilty for what i had done at that time. I kept on mumbling to myself, “I hope he is okay. I hope that didnt hurt much.” But suddenly, i heard a voice from behind my bed. It was similar to the voice of my ex boyfriend. “That hurt…” the voice said. I suddenly sat up on my bed and looked behind me. There was the reflection of my ex bf in the mirror. My eyes nearly popped out. “L-Lyke?” I managed to stammer in horror. The blood still stayed flowing down his forehead. And I saw the horrible bruises made from the stones i threw at him that day, as he was shirtless.
    “I am not your boyfriend, you fiend!” His eye color changed into a demonic red. I tried to scream, but my voice didn’t come out. Then in a blink of an eye, he was out of the mirror, and he was in a disgusting form at the time. The ‘thing’ kept coming towards me, who was frozen with fear. “You should not have thrown those stones at me, girly. For i am just an innocent ghost in your boyfriend’s appearance.” I felt a sudden ridiculous pain. Then it was a deadly silence.
    When Lea’s parents got into her bedroom the next day, they saw the headless corpse of their daughter.
    Well, that’s it.. my stupid story xD xD It’s like a comedy isnt it? LOL xD

  52. Xx Death Bolt xX says

    Thanks Dead Girl. U probably the only one reading those stories xD. And please, call me Kish. Ok:
    Part 2- The haunted nightmare
    Mary flipped through the tv channels, bored out of her mind. It was a sunday, sundays were always boring to her. Suddenly she stopped on a news channel. The headlines caught her eyes- “Bloody Killer strikes again” it said. She listened to the newsreporter talking about a murder that took place in an isolated house not far from where Mary lived. “The teenage boy was home alone” said the reporter, “his parents found him in his room, which was full of blood. His head had split in two. And once again, there have been no traces of the killer, no clues, no footprints, nothing! 5 children have been murdered and all of them were alone at home. The FBI and CIA have started investigating these murders, as the local police lack the necessary resourses and equipment to continue the investigation of this unknown killer… One thing we do know though, is that the children here are no longer safe….”
    Suddenly the tv flashed and went off. Startled, Mary checked the plugs. Everything was ok. What was going on? Suddenly, she heard a “bang” as a number of plates fell in the kitchen. She rushed to the kitchen and as got close, she smelt the terrible stench of a decomposing body. “A rat died again” she thought as she entered the kitchen. Everything was normal, no broken plates or pieces of glass. But the stench remained. Suddenly, she felt like throwing up and at the same time the room was spinning. She fell down and soon everything went dark…
    “Do you believe i exist? Did you read my books? Have you seen my movies?”. Words kept echoing through Mary’s aching head. She seemed to be in a dark room and a man stood opposite her. Her vision was blurry and she couldn’t see in the dark room. She heard a chainsaw start. “You don’t believe yet” said the same eerie voice “but the moment you do, im comming to get you”
    Mary woke up with a start. She was sweating and panting and her head ached. That was the wierdest dream ever, she thought. It was midnight now, she could have sworn it was sunday morning just a few minutes ago. She was in her room. She couldn’t remember how she got there. As she walked to the bathroom, she tripped over something. She switched on the light and bent down to pick it up. It was a book she did not recognise. One the cover it said, “Jason’s Diary”…
    Thats part 2, not really exciting im afraid. But i will make part 3 better. Hope its not too long for u to read, Dead Girl, and any other person reading… If its too long tell me, i will shorten it up =)

  53. Xx Death Bolt xX says

    I hope u like this story, im not much of an author myself… (these stories are meant to keep u entertained and me too xD They are in parts, hope u like it) Here goes:
    Part 1- Death of the innocent…
    It was a hot day. Jason closed his diary and let out a sigh. Ever since the incident, he was afraid. Every minute could be his last, they could kill him anytime now. The diary was his last memory of what happened, everything from monday last week. If they did get him, he hoped his parents would read this diary when they come from work and know the cause of his death. Suddenly, he heard it. The heavy breathing. The toxic scent of a decomposing body. The deadly sound of a chainsaw. Exactly like the first time. The door opened… “No!” shouted Jason, curling up by his bed. “Please, i just believe u exist, dont hurt me”. The last thing Jason remembered was the evil laugh and an eerie voice saying, “You shouldn’t have believed in me”. It lifted the chainsaw and threw it at Jason. It hit him square between the eyes. Infact, the chainsaw went right threw his head, sending galons of blood all over the room, then everything went black…
    Again, yet again, another innocent soul fell victim to this…thing. But what was this thing? Why were innocent souls dying all over the world? Whats going on? The answers lay in Jason’s diary… Will anyone figure it out?
    Stand by for part 2, part 1 was just an introduction to keep u in suspense. Did u like it? Should i make part 2? X3

  54. Xx Death Bolt xX says

    Hmmm, still no stories, huh. I almost forgot this site just waiting for stories…
    Here are some ways to enjoy this “waiting game”.
    1-) Post your own stories here, im sure people would love to read them, and hey perharps u will give the site owner and idea or two, u never know if u dont try
    2-) (this is what i do most of the time) Randomly google up scary stories, like typing “scary short stories” or “scary horror stories” etc, u will find some great stories and sites out there, but dont forget this site xD. <— thats what i do most of the time, some stories kept me awake, some stories had me laughing and some stories just made me feel like breaking my computer. A word of warning though, some of the searchs may bring up sites that were…unexpected, so becareful what u click on, xD. Dont say i didnt warn ya. On second thoughts, forget that part xD its up to u
    3- Start random conversations in the comments perharps u will meet a person or two who are great to know.
    Besides that, i dont know what else to do, but im not giving up on this site, MOST and i said MOST, and i will say it again for the benefit of some, MOST of the stories are unique and u wont find them on other sites…i think
    Anyway, hope there will be a story soon…

  55. Dead Girl XXx says

    All of the excitement in Scary For Kids is almost gone because its been ages since the last post… Soooo Boring!! :/ Wish sumone would tell me another scary website more interesting than thiss…. :/ :/

  56. Horrorfanforever says

    I’d tell the killer he can have the guy who lives down the street. But if that doesn’t work, hmmm…I’m taking up track for sure XD

  57. HALLABACK says

    great tips, also remember to never ever bring a knife to a gun fight. or a cat to a dog fight. fyi

  58. brendanjoke says

    hey that was kinda offensive when you say don’t be black i’m black/dark brown what r u a racist?

  59. scared2death says

    @depressed ghost thanks got it from a book lol this also works when evil sivlings tring to get u and u and ur friend

  60. Dead Girl XXx says

    @ lexalina101
    Ofcourse! There’s this stupid pixie statue of dad’s in my basement! -.- I hate it, cuz it makes me feel like never taking a step in there….

  61. freddykruegerfan7 says

    Best tip ever.

    “if the killer falls over because he’s wearing a ridicuilously large mask, don’t keep running, kick him, stomp on his throat, do you want to die!?”

  62. pedro2011 says

    when in groups, always pick the ones that are slower, fatter, and dumber than you are.

    When you survive the first movie and sign up to do the sequel, forget the killer is just gonna get your ### anyway:)

  63. kiniu says

    if the killer has a chainsaw, and you just so happen to have a sharp object, dont stab his arm or cut it off then run off screaming and leave him with a good arm AND the chainsaw, stab him in the neck THEN get the chainsaw and cut him UP. burn him, pour holy water on the ashes and burn again. THEN you can run screaming.

  64. lexalina101 says

    i have a tip! DON’T GO IN THE FREAKIN’ BASEMENT YOU DUMBA## THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING/SOMEONE DOWN THERE!!!!

  65. Rowan says

    This is awesome ^_^ I will so use this! :):):):):):)::)

    Sincerely,
    The average demented kid on the block

  66. superninja says

    i got a tip. if the killer is chasing you and he trips, dont slow down just keep running as fast as you were running.

  67. Future*Ghost*Hunter says

    If you actually think about it and watch about ten thousand horror movies, all of this is certantilnly true :P

  68. BettyQueenOfScreams says

    “Don’t make friends with rednecks or hillbillies unless you want to be down on all fours, squealing like a pig.”
    DOES THAT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES?!?!?! O_e

  69. Duality says

    Nice! However, if you’re black/annoying and know you’re gonna die, then DO get a hot blond gf. At least you’ll be having some fun while you’re getting shanked and bloodied repeatedly ;)

  70. dinofire says

    if you need to go to the bathroom, go to fancy overcrowded bathrooms with like a million people in there at once.

  71. WeavileRoxxCANDY says

    Nice. I agree with most if not all tips given. Sometimes I’ll watch a horror movie and I’ll be screaming at the TV, because people in horror movies are always so F****** STUPID.XD I also saw some references from some of the other SFK stories.XD Like “Bear Trap”.

  72. nightmares says

    dos tips were so cool i almost peed on my pants reading em.i especially liked where u sed it dsnt matter wether or not som1 is guilty or innocent shoot nd god will tyk care of evrything

  73. _wafflez_1 says

    Lol. yea listen to the people screaming at the theater screen dont go ” is anyone there?” every time they ask tht…they die xD this was really cool

  74. Xx Death Bolt xX says

    And also stay in numbers, u will never be killed when u are with 5-10 people. But still, If u are killed, then its not a killer u are dealing with…
    When u hear a thump, never say its the cat, speacilly when u know u dont have a cat…
    If u hear strange voices, dont start talking, just keep running.
    If u wake up and find disembodied body parts of your parents in your room then theres something wrong with u…
    When they say do NOT go into that creepy old castle im sure they mean it…
    Never ask “is everybody ok?” because usually, no one is ok…
    If your bed keeps shaking never look under your bed,..
    If u hear the door opening or closing, there was a reason it did that and it wasn’t the wind…
    If u are trapped and the killer is infront of u holding a chainsaw, then just know u dead…

  75. superninja says

    Never go to the toilet???????? WTF!!!!!!!!!!!?????? Poop in you pants instead. LMAO Thats so gross

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