When remote control toys first came out, they were all cars, helicopters, trucks and planes. They were pretty lame and got old very fast.
Recently, some genius had the bright idea of creating a remote control zombie. I love zombie movies. I love zombies. This is the greatest invention of all time.
The remote control is shaped like a brain and, according to the very scientific explanations on the packaging, activates the brain waves of your zombie. He shambles forward, searching for brains to eat, just like a real zombie. You can press a button on the remote control to make him groan as well. You can pose his neck, shoulders, and hips too.
Be careful, though. If you buy this zombie, he will probably come alive at night, while you’re sleeping, and bite you. Then you’ll turn into a zombie and bite your family. Then your family will turn into zombies and bite everyone in your neighborhood. Before you know it, there’ll be a full fledged zombie rampage, all because of your remote control toy zombie.