The Grocery List is a short and creepy story in the form of a list written by an angry housewife.
1 dozen eggs, 1 lb of butter
(My husband loves the omelettes I cook for his breakfast.)
1 gallon of milk, 1 large box of Frosted Flakes
(We have 3 children and they’re a handful.)
1 bottle of valium
(Sometimes I have to take something to deal with the stress.)
1 bottle of vodka, 6-pack of beer
(My husband is an alcoholic. I wish I’d known that before I married him.)
3 lbs of hamburger meat, 4 tomatoes, 1 head of lettuce
(I spend all day at home taking care of the children…)
1 box of washing detergent, 1 floor mop
(…while my husband is out enjoying himself.)
5 weight-watchers low-calorie microwave meals
(My husband tells me I’m too fat. He says I need to lose weight.)
1 box of chocolates
(I don’t know why I should lose weight when my husband is cheating on me with another woman.)
1 box of tissues
(Every night, I cry myself to sleep!)
1 pair of rubber gloves
(They think I don’t know about their affair!)
1 can of anti-freeze, 1 bottle of lemonade
(Well, if they think I’m going to let them get away with it…)
1 box of rat poison, 1 box of teabags
(… they have another think coming.)
1 roll of duct tape, 12 black garbage bags
(They always say: Hell hath no fury…)
1 large butcher knife, 1 hand axe
(…like a woman scorned.)
1 circular saw, 1 shovel, 1 bag of quicklime
woaahh!!!! that’s sppoky! those who didn’t understand the story…:-
The housewife was actually fed up with her life. 3 Noisy and Badly behaved children, a nosy hubby cum cheater and so on… filled the life of the lady with problem, struggles, stress, anxiety, etc. So, the wife thought to attack the root of these solution-less problems…which is–> The Husband! She is planning to kill him and the woman and dig their grave in her garden…
So…that explanation clears the plot of the grocery list..
I really wonder that what would happen if the husband got to see the grocery list?
Jeez. I can relate though. You are really upset and angry when you are cheated on. :'(
boy that escalated quickly
Bit extreme; wait – no! Very extreme!!!! She could just get a divorce.
Lmao that was funny. I wonder what her husband would think if he saw that grocery list. The reaction would probably be priceless lol
Well I guess she’ll get her revenge
That lady did the right thing… well,good way to deal with husbands who are cheaters…
At first, I thought the box of tissues was for the husband! Lol!
Ha I was waiting for those last items on the list…I guess it is the best way to deal with affairs haha.
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Well that escalated quickly
What was this? Not a bit creepy or scary and @Riruru I agree with you.
Woah! This was awesome!
@Riruru if you’ll carefully examine the Grocery list you will probably find it “creepy”.
Not even a bit scary. I just laughed, these are way too corny for me. How come it’s “creepy”? Come to think of it, I don’t really find anything wrong with this list. Yeah, it might be a bit off, but whatever, still not creepy.
strange i give it 8/10
(6/10 grocery lists)