Things Kids Say

Creepy things kids say to their parents. An internet forum posed a question: “What is the creepiest thing your child has ever said to you?” The responses were scary, spooky, disturbing and chilling:

Things Kids Say

A friend of mine’s child told him, “Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want.”

My 3-year old daughter was standing over her newborn baby brother, looking at him. Then, she turned to me and said, “Daddy, it’s a monster… We should bury it.”

My cousin used to freak he mom out as a child. Whenever her mom would ask her why she did something mean or wrong she would whisper, “The devil told me to do it!”

I was babysitting for a little girl and she asked where I had parked my car. I pointed out the window to my car across the street. She looked at me and said, “Go to it without looking both ways.” I asked her why and she replied, “I want to see someone die.”

One night, I was tucking in my 2-year old son. He said “Goodbye, Dad.” I corrected him, “No, we say goodnight.” He replied, “I know… But this time it’s goodbye…” I had to come back and check on him a few times during the night to make sure he was still there.

My 3-year old son was cuddling with his grandmother. He took her face in his hands, and stared straight into her eyes and said, “You’re very old and you will die soon.” Then he made a point of looking at the clock.

My little girl went through a phase where she would just constantly say ‘Hi’ to things. “Hi hi hi hi hi hi” One day, it sound sounded strange, so I asked her, “What’s that you’re saying?” She turned to face me and just whispered “Die die die die die diiiieeeeeee…….”

My niece was sleeping over at my parents’ house one night. She had all the lights on in the spare bedroom. I asked her if she was afraid of the dark, and she said, “No. I am afraid of what is in the dark.”

My 5-year old daughter said, “Mommy, when you die I want to put you in a glass jar so I can keep you and see you forever!” My 6-year old son laughed and replied, “That’s stupid. Where are you gonna find a jar that big?”

My 3-year old daughter was holding her newborn baby brother for the first time. She looked up at me and asked innocently, “So, I shouldn’t throw him in the fire?”

My sister was pregnant and we were having a conversation at the dining room table. My 4-year old son asked my sister if there was a baby in her belly. She told him there was. He slid out of his chair and headed for the kitchen, saying, “We need to get it out. I’ll go get the knife.”

When my son was little, I would sometimes hold him down and pretend to eat his face, saying, “nom nom nom.” One day, he said, “I’ll never eat your face, Mommy. I’ll cut it off and wear it as a mask…”

My 5-year old cousin drew a picture of a hideous, black monster. Then, she looked up at me and said, “He told me to draw this… He’s coming for you… You better hide…”

When I was about 3 years old, our cat had kittens, but they all died. I asked my father if we could make crosses for them, which he did. As he was making them I asked, “Aren’t those too small?”
Dad: “What do you Mean?”
Me: “Aren’t we going to nail them to them?”
(Several moments silence)
Dad: “we’re not going to do that”

My mom loves to tell this story: Apparently when I was 5 or 6, I told her that aliens had stolen her real son and replaced him with me, an exact copy. I said that someday, I would return to my home planet, but she shouldn’t be sad, because her real son was having a good life in our zoo.

My little cousin was thrown out of a Catholic preschool because he took off his shoe and told one of the nuns, “Shut up or I’ll take out your eye with my shoe, because I’m the son of the devil!” Apparently that was the last straw.

I was awoken from a deep sleep at around 6 AM. My 4-year old daughter was standing over me and her face was inches from mine. She looked right into my eyes and whispered, “I want to peel all your skin off”. For a few seconds I was terrified. In my sleep addled state, I didn’t know if I was dreaming or what was going on. Then, I realized what she was talking about. I had been sunburned the previous week and my skin was starting to peel.

My niece was sitting on the couch with a weird look on her face. I asked her what she was thinking about and she said, “I’m imagining the waves of blood rushing over me.” As it turns out, they had just come back from a local science museum. There was an exhibit on the circulatory system of blood in the human body.

My 3-year old son was telling me there was a man in his room. “Mommy,” he said. “The man has big yellow eyes and he is looking at you.” I tried to tell him there was no man and my son just told me, “Oh he is hiding now.” Two minutes later, he said, “Oh no Mommy, you made him very mad. Now he says he will come when you are sleeping.” Some time later, he told me, “I’m not going to be four. I’m doing to die and you will put me down, down, down in the hole.” I assured him that wasn’t true and asked who had told him that. He got very quiet and replied, “The man told me. But I will be scared, so after three nights you will die too and come with me.”

I was in the basement of my friend’s house with her 2-year old son. He took my hand, led me over to a brick chimney that had a rusty metal door on it and said, “That’s where the dead babies go…”

I was looking at houses with my brother and his 3-year old son. As we passed the school, the little boy said “If you buy a house here, that’s where your kids will go to school!” Then, we passed a pool and the little boy said, “And that’s where your kids will go to the pool!” Then, we passed a cemetery and he said, “And that’s where you’ll bury your kids!”

One night, when my daughter was 4, I overheard her talking in her room. I poked my head in and asked if she was talking to me. “No,” she replied. “I was talking to the little boy who lives in my closet… He’s dead.”

I jokingly asked my little cousin, “What’s the best way to get a girlfriend?” His response was, “Tell her to be my girlfriend or she’ll never see her parents again.”

One day, totally out of the blue, my 5-year old son said, “Before I was born here, I had a sister, right? Her and my other Mom are so old now. They were OK when the car was on fire, but I sure wasn’t!”

One day, my 3-year old son hugged my wife and said, very seriously, “Mom, I promise I won’t ever chew on your bones…”

My 5-year old daughter had night terrors and she would sometimes scream in her sleep. One night, I said “Mommy’s here. It’s OK.” She looked right at me and screamed, “Mommy? But who is that behind you?”

A few months ago, my 3-year old daughter was playing outside in our backyard. My wife was sitting on the back step and my daughter came up and asked her if she could play with the little girl on our slide. My wife said, “I don’t see any little girl” and my daughter said, “She’s right over there on the slide, Mom. Can’t I play with her?” My wife said, “I don’t see anyone” but my daughter kept insisting, “She’s on the slide and she is blue. Can I play with her?” My wife was freaked out said, “Let’s just go inside and get a snack.” For the rest of the day, my daughter kept looking out the back door, telling my wife that the little blue girl was lonely.

When my brother was very young, he was sleepwalking. My mom was trying to get him to go back to bed. He said, “I would, but the devil is behind you…”

One day, my 4-year old son said, “My brain is telling me to do things I don’t want to do.” I just hope his brain wasn’t telling him, “Burn them! Burn them all!”

As a child I would tell my parents daily that they were not my real parents and that my real parents died in a train accident. At first, they thought it was cute, but after a few months of this, they had to put a stop to my story.

Out of the blue, my 2-year old daughter said, “If you’re quiet you’ll stay alive.” I still have no clue where that came from.

My daughter and her friend were talking about dinosaurs. I asked her, “If you were a T-Rex, what would you eat?” She got very serious, looked me right in the eyes and said, “Children… I’d eat children.”

Last week, my 5-year old son asked me, “What do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you’re controlling me when I’m at school?”

My 5-year old son gave me a card he’d made at school. On the front, it said, “How you see yourself”. He had drawn a picture of me walking in a meadow. I was surrounded by blue skies, a blazing sun, green grass and butterflies. There was a big smile on my face. Inside, it said, “How you really are”. There was a picture of me in a jail cell, gripping the bars and crying.

I work in a preschool there is a small toy kitchen in our classroom that the kids use for playing house. There was one little girl who was playing with a baby doll, rocking it back and forth and singing to it. Suddenly, she shoved it into the toy oven, slammed the door shut, turned to me and said, “Sometimes bad babies go in timeout!”

My mother told me that when I was a little girl, I saw some guy at the grocery store and started screaming and crying. It was so bad we had to leave and when we got back to the car, my mom asked what was wrong. I told her he took me away from my first mom and hid me under his floor and made me sleep for a long time until I woke up with my new mom. It totally freaked my mother out.

My daughter told me that there is a woman in her bedroom who watches her and sleeps on the ceiling above her bed. She also says the woman doesn’t like me and wants to eat my heart.

A few days after my dad passed away, my mother and I were awoken in the middle of the night by a furious banging noise. We went downstairs to find my little sister desperately trying to open the back door, yelling, “He wants back in! We have to let him back in!”

We had a small fire in the backyard and my baby cousin picked up a branch, lit it on fire and stared at it for a few minutes, muttering “burn…..burn….BURN!” Eventually, as the whole stick caught fire he started laughing maniacally and yelling in a deep demonic voice, “BUUURRRNNNNINNNGGGG! BUURRRNNNINGGGG! BUUURRRNNN!!!!” It was terrifying.

My mother told me that, when I was a child, I asked her what it was like to die. When she said she didn’t know, I told her not to worry because I’d find out when I was 21.

My aunt was very sick and my wife and I were talking about the cost of making arrangements for the funeral. Our 4-year old son walked in and said, “Why don’t you just set her on fire?” As it turned out, that’s how he thought cremation worked.

We were collecting my mother-in-law at the airport. While we were waiting, my husband picked up our son and joked about tossing him over the railing. On the way home in the car, our son spent the next 3 hours making a booklet titled, “All the Times My Dad Has Tried To Kill Me”. There were illustrations showing him in all sorts of peril, including being flushed down the toilet by my husband. My mother-in-law was horrified.

I was making dinner and my 5-year old niece casually walked through the kitchen and said, “I’ll get you, and I’ll make it look like a bloody accident”. It scared the heck out of me, but later I found out she was quoting a line from The Cat in the Hat.

I asked my 3 kids what they wanted to do when they grew up. My 10-year old said, “I want to be a teacher!” My 8-year old said, “I want to be a writer!” My 6-year old said, “I want to run the machine that cuts the heads off chickens!”

I was giving my 6-year old daughter a bath and she a couple of Barbies in the tub with her. One of the Barbies had no head. The head was floating in the water. I asked her to reattach the head because it was creepy. She responded, “Why Mom? It’s not REAL. If it was real, the bath would be full of blood, and THAT would be creepy…”

One night, I was reading my 3-year old niece a bedtime story and I fell asleep. When I woke up, it was dark and eerily silent. There was a nightlight on. I turned over and saw my niece. Her eyes were wide open and she was staring at me. Then, she whispered, “How did you get out of your box?”

I asked my nephew what he was drawing and he replied, “A skeleton-making machine”. On further inspection I saw that he hadn’t drawn a skeleton making machine but rather a flesh removal machine, complete with screaming naked men and a channel for the blood. Creepy.

My wife and I were giving our daughter a bath one night, when all of a sudden, she said, “You humans brought me here!” It took us four months to figure out that it was a line she heard in a movie.

Late one night, I was sitting at my friend’s kitchen table when her daughter walked into the kitchen and said, “Mommy, when I was older I crashed the car and died. Can I have something to drink?” My friend calmly gave her daughter a glass of milk and sent her off to bed. It gave me the chills, but my friend didn’t want to talk about it. She started crying and told me never to bring it up again.

When I was 6 years old, we moved house. I said my mother, “The lady who use to live here told me that she hates the wallpaper and you are covering up her note.” She just thought it was childish rambling and forgot all about it. Twelve years later, my mother was redecorating the house. She took down the wallpaper in the attic and found a suicide note scratched into the wall.

When my mother was pregnant, my little brother came into the room and pointed a nerf gun at her stomach. “Oh, no! Don’t shoot me!” my mom said playfully. “Don’t worry, Mom,” he replied. “I’m not trying to kill you, I’m just trying to kill the baby.”

A friend of mine brought her 3-year old son over to my apartment. I asked him what his favorite holiday was. He replied, “I like Halloween because I like candy and death!”

I was minding my own business, working in the garage when the door creaked open and my 2-year old son popped his head in and asked, “Daddy, are you dead yet?” I replied, “No…?” and then he just slowly closed the door.

I was at a friends house when his 4-year old cousin was getting ready to go to bed. He walked around, giving everyone a goodnight hug. I said to him, “Sweet dreams!” He stopped at the top of the stairs, turned around and with a very serious face said, “I’ll control your dreams and make them nightmares…”

My son was 4 and his sister was almost 2. I had to go to a meeting and I couldn’t read them a bedtime story. I promised I would read them two the following night to make up for it. My son said, “It’s ok, Mom, Auntie Tracy will read to us”. I felt the hairs go up on the back of my neck. “Who?” I asked. “Auntie Tracy, Mom,” he said. “She looks just like you. After we go to bed she reads and sings to us”. I had never told them that I was an identical twin and my sister died at birth. Her name was Tracy.

My wife was making a sandwich for our 4-year old son. He was watching her really intently and she asked what he was doing. He replied, “I’m watching you make a sandwich… so I know how to do it when you die.”

While I was cooking dinner one evening, my 4-year old daughter came in and wanted to help. “You’re not going to touch the stove, are you?” I asked. “No,” she replied. “Do you know why you shouldn’t touch the stove?” I asked. She looked at me and, in a very serious tone, replied, “Because I might get burned and die and then you’d have to eat me.”

I was blowing my nose into a tissue and my 6-year old daughter asked if she could see it. I said no and she responded with, “I promise I won’t eat it”.

Comments

  1. kimmie66 says

    When I was little, I was horrified of the dark. My mum would always brush it off, but when I turned 6, she grew concerned. When asked why I was so afraid of the dark I responded with: “I don’t like the dark because it reminds me the box the bad men put me in…”
    Needless to say, my mum never asked again.

  2. NataliaNarwhal says

    I’ve already read the fifth one somewhere else but it was different cause it was like:
    One night, I was tucking in my 2-year old son. He said “Goodbye, Dad.” I corrected him, “No, we say goodnight.” He replied, “I know… But this time it’s goodbye…” I said why and he said, “he’s already behind you….”

  3. Jocelyn1245 says

    When i was like 6 i had 2 imaginary friends linga and lingo. Everytime we moved to take them away from me they always came back. My mom once told me that when i was younger i would pretend to twist my neck all the way back and say that i was crawling on thr roof. I also told my brother once that linga watched him sleep. Once i wanted ice so i said ” linga get me some ice” as a joke since i was already 12 and didn’t belive, but boy was i wrong! The fridge quickly dropped ice from the machine and I was scared. I ended up talking to linga and lingo, I know i can’t see them, but i feel like they’re just lonely and since we’ve been together for years, i gnored them and they just wanted attention, but i don’t know? Should i trust them? BUT I KNOW BETTER I WATCH SCARY MOVIES RUN OUTTA THE DAMN HOUSE THROW HOLY WATER AND BURN THE DAMN PLACE haha jk but yeah im 13 and i feel like they follow mee 0.o help T.T

  4. SexyUnicorn says

    my mom always says this story: when I was 2-3 we were at a swimming pool. there was a man there and I started to scream and cry. my mom said “whats wrong?” and I said “RAPIST” and turns out he really was a rapist who raped 4 people.

  5. XxbrightsparkxX says

    1.One day my mum told me that when I was 4 or 5 I started throwing a massive paddy inside tesco it got so bad she had to take me out of the shop. Once we were in the car she asked why I was crying i said,” That was the man that killed me,” my mum was so creeped out she took me back out into Tescos and to the man she then asked him,”who are you buying flowers for,” I think he replied with,” a girl called Lucy’s grave,” I then started screaming and yelled really loud,”that was my name,” after that we just walked out and we never said anything about it again.

    2. I hear whispering in my walls and noises at night.. I’m not joking. I’m extremely scared at night and find it extremely hard to sleep. I have told my mum many times but she says it’s the pipes. On most occasions I can’t properly hear what it’s saying but 2 nights ago I put my ear up to the wall and it was saying,” she will be dead soon snuffles and then we can eat her!” It sounded just like a human. Not only that but snuffles was my best teddy I took him everywhere I went. Then one night he disappeared I couldn’t stop crying and we searched high and low for him, the thing is my mum was in Oxford my dads in a wheelchair which means he can’t come upstairs and my brother was fast asleep. Creepy as hell I know.. P.s I’ll tell my mum again so I can move rooms lol.

  6. GhostGirl says

    When I was like 4, I had a friend at preschool, and I hung out with her every day at recess. All my friends ditched me cause they thought I was crazy. I would spend the whole time talking to her. When I would go home, I would tell my parents all about her. They thought she was real. Then I invited her over one day. I told my parents where she lived. They drove me to the old cemetery. I hopped out and they followed me. I ran to an old tree that must of fallen years ago. I went in and grabbed her, and said”It’s time!” My parents were creeped out. I told them her name was Ellie Gladstone. As we left, they looked at a grave stone. It said, R.I.P Ellie Gladstone died from multiple stab wounds. I turned 5, and never saw her again. This actually happened.
    Also, I heard one where a little girl’s grandma died. She goes over to her grandpa and said: “Good night Grandpa. Don’t be sad. You’ll see grandma tomorrow.” Every one thought she meant at the funeral service. Nope. Her Grandpa died that night.

  7. Shadowhunter1242 says

    Yesterday I was studying for my exam that I have tomorrow, then my 3 year old niece comes up to me and says ‘You can fit.’ She’s holding a box and so I was joking around and said ‘what i would fit in the box?’ She said ‘No silly you would fit in oven.’ then she stopped for a minute turned to me and also said ‘Then you would fit in my tummy!’

    I still don’t know what to think about what she said to me…

  8. LivefromtheTARDIS says

    My older brother and I were playing Halo the other night and my baby brother was in the room with us, and my older brother attacked me from behind in the game and said DIE! and my baby brother turned around very slowly and gave us a weird look and just kept whispering “die! die! die! die! die!” and hes only one.

  9. DeadlyAngel says

    These stories are creepy. And the parents should be better listeners, their kids might be telling the truth :)

  10. aisha curse says

    my mom tell me that when i’m a kid sometime i point in a picture of a women and said that it is my real mom and u r not my real mother she always laughs at me .

  11. xXxGrrrrRawrxXx says

    Oh BTW some of these parents should probably listen to their kids cuz they might just be speaking the truth…ya never know man haha.

  12. avaotto1 says

    my god my boy friend said to me “i wish i could take your face and cut it off so i could makeout with it

  13. DreamingAlone says

    Part twwooo of my comment!

    Another thing I said about Mary. I came into my parents room very late at night and whispered, ” Mary won’t be with us any more.”
    When asked why, I simply replied

    “I sliced her”

  14. rainbowunicornsappoculepse says

    My 6 and 10 year old cousins and my uncle Dan were in the car and my 6 year old cousin Savannah plays the yes or no game with my uncle it goes like this: Savannah says: yes or no? Uncle Dan says: no. Savannah says: awww man. I was going to tie you to a rocket and blast you into outer space and when you eyes come down I will use them as bouncey balls and I will use your arms to slap your face. 😱😂😯

  15. Mie_Bloodygirl says

    When I was. 8 years old. I told my cousins that we are actually brothers and sisters. I told them that we we seperated because our mom’s stomach didn’t fit so they transfer them to my aunty which I told our second mom. And I told them that I have a twin that is standing beside me..when my aunt heard this story she said that I never had a twin ,-,)

  16. tiffdog123 says

    this is more of a story one day I was in the woods catching minnows and I hear a sniffle sound I stand up and look around there’s no one there I look straight in front of me and I see a little girl maybe 5 walking acrossed the rocks all alone and I say hi to her she looks up and waves then puts her head sown and starts walking acrossed the rocks again this next part happened in 4 second I look down and quickly look back up to see if the little girl wants to pet my dog but the little girls not there I look around but she’s nowhere in sight me and my dogs start to walk back I’m about half way down the trail and I hear a really weird laughter I turn around and about 30 feet in front of me the little girl is standing there walking closer I ran back to my house and to this day I’ve never seen that little girl again

  17. DreamingAlone says

    LOL I LOVED IT SO MUCH! ESPECICALY THE SANDWICH ONE!

    Ok, My turn… I used to have an Imaginary Friend named Mary….. she was ten years older than me, blond, and had a cowboy hat. I would always say creepy things about her…. like, ” Most Imaginary Friends come from the store, but no one wanted Mary… they left her by the curb, but I took her! now she’s not allowed to leave….” Then one time when my parents brought me to a playground, my mom wanted me to play with the other little girls, and I said… “NO! If I play with the other humans, Mary will send them to the CORNFIELD!!!”

  18. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    My cousin and I were playing Ninja Turtles, and he jumped on top of me and asked, “What does your blood taste like?” O_o

  19. zombie02 says

    The first one is creepy…i want to cut your head off so i can see you whenever i want to

  20. sombrero says

    When I was little I hated fishing and people who fished (I still do). One day my mum was showing me some pictures of my uncle, one of the photos was him holding a large fish that he caught, I was horrified and said “Mum, he’s a murderer, we should kill him now!”

  21. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    One day, my 4-year-old cousin and I were playing Dollhouse, and my cousin chucked out all the plastic human dolls and then stomped on their faces. He grinned madly, looked at me, and said, “Now this is the part where we kill the dog and cat!”

  22. iwasdeadbeforeidied13 says

    A couple of months ago I was helping out at the crèche in church. One of the little boys went over to his nan and said “I want to cook.” His nan asked him “What do you want to cook?”
    “Doggy.” He replied. (He had a little stuffed dog he carried around with him). Not creepy as such but defiantly weird.

  23. 323914432 says

    That is creepy
    My sister got a doll for Christmas and one night she kept crying in my room and I asked her what happened. She said the doll said its coming after you but not mommy because he wants mommy to be one of us to this day I have no clue what she meant. After that night we threw away the doll. Lol.

  24. vShawdow says

    ummmmm some kids seem creepy but Daddy are you dead yet, Hurtful and JUST PLAIN OUT TERROR!!!!!!!

  25. Illusionist_6 says

    Hilarious! Sometimes KIDS say the unexpected! Just give a thought-SCARY FOR KIDS or SCARY KIDS? LOL

  26. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    My family and I were at Utah at a concert. There was a Make-Your-Own-Slushie stand that my little brother was eyeing carefully. Mom asked, “Are you hungry?” and he said, “Yes.” Mom asked, “What do you want?” and my brother said in a very serious tone, “Tiger blood. I want tiger blood.” It turns out that Tiger Blood was just a messed-up slushie flavor.

  27. XxNightmaregirlxX says

    LOL!!

    When I was younger I saw ghosts. Every time I described her to my parents I said she had a pink and purple stripey dress, but she didn’t. I kept describing her wrong. One time I described her again and said pink and purple stripey dress again. They all looked shock and said, “Pink and purple? But you always say black and white!!” When I had never said that before. Actually it was black and white 1500s maid dress . . .

    When I was four or five I always said, “When I’m older I want to marry a handsome!! Where are all the handsomes?!” I was real messed up . . .

    When I was little I had an imaginary friend and when we were going to a friend’s party (this is the first time I saw her) I was walking to the car, down my stairs and suddenly I looked really scared and burst into tears. My parents asked what was wrong and I told them that there was a strange girl following me. Turns it it was probably my twin sister, Emily. I don’t remember her because she died, I only found out about her recently.

  28. fallenangel01 says

    Once, when I was about 5 or 6, I asked my grandmother about a man who had gotten his leg cut off. She said that he had gotten it in an accident. I asked her, “Lola, where is the leg now?” and she said it was in their house.
    Now I think it was the creepiest thing I’ve ever said.

  29. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    Theres a kid on the chatroom (he acts like he’s six) called pink_flying_baby_hippo_of_murder who reminds me of these children.
    I like these kids…
    My family got a puppy (this made me REALLY sad, I wanted to slap my brother!) and my little brother was holding her. He looked up at me very seriously and asked, “When do you think it will die?” I still hate him for that. I love that dog more than him.

  30. TamasakiLion says

    I wouldn’t take it seriously if a child said something weird to me. It’s funny because I imagine an adult exaggerating what really happened.Also, this isn’t a story.Just A BUNCH OF STORIES.

  31. quietwriterofepitaphs says

    there comes a time when people have to accept our demented sense of humour.

  32. LunaBones says

    Hahaha, my 6 year old cousin has said some pretty aweosmely creepy things:
    1. She once asked my granny how old she was and ‘when was she going to get killed??’

    2.just after the olympics, she was asking my granny when the next olympics was, and my granny said 4 years and she goes ‘oh, well i’m looking forwards to then, but i don’t suppose you are coz you’ll be dead by then’

    3. I was helping her make up a dance routine and she asked if we could make it a scary one. After the first seciton, she looks at me and goes ‘now we have to kill the human, now we have to eat the human, and then we have to kill the dog and the cat!!

    4. I saw her a couple of weeks ago and she spilt ketchup on her hoodie and had to take it off. She then almost spilt ice cream down her t-shirt and goes ‘if i spilt it down my t-shirt then i’d have to take that off, and if i spilt it on my skin i’d have to take that off!! If i spilt anything on my head you’d have to see my brain!!’

    5. Shortly after that she wanted to play fairy princesses. She wanted to kill anyone who didn’t obey our rules, and sgreed to my ideas of torture, and then was making up a scheme to kill the fairy king and queen.

    I am very proud of my cousin, and i look forwards to the day i can teach her about tepes, bathoroy, manson etc

  33. indigo says

    Just happen this morning.

    me at the kitchen
    me : Shu, what is this weird soup that u’re warming for breakfast?

    Shu (my cousin from the bathroom) : Oh.. it is my blood !

    me : WHAT??

    i need 5 minutes to figure out that it is HER animal blood soup not HER blood..

    (animal blood isn’t a weird thing to eat in our country..)

  34. iwasdeadbeforeidied13 says

    @TheDeadlySummer I know what I said. I have a little sister and a little brother.

  35. Raikiri says

    Since the day I can remember myself I always used to see “shadows” moving and heard strange sounds and voices…my mother used to think I was crazy,till one day,when I was 11,it stopped.
    The creepy part? It’s coming back…

  36. TheDeadlySummer says

    Lol @iwasdeadbeforeidied13 at the end you put “Little Sister” instead of little brother but weird story

  37. iwasdeadbeforeidied13 says

    When we were younger me and my twin brother both had a Spiderman doll each. One day my brother shoved his doll into a bowl of water screaming “Die Die Die!” Turns out he was pretending to be the Green Goblin. Another time we were playing tea parties with our stuffed toys and real food and water. When he said “Don’t forget the poison.” And put soap into the teddy’s cups. The funny thing is he’s the least violent person I know.

    Apparently once when we were out shopping my little brother started screaming and yelling for no apparent reason. It got to the point mum had to take him outside. As soon as we were out he just said “It felt like death in there.” I still have no idea what he meant.

    Thankfully my little sister hasn’t said anything scary yet.

  38. poisonivy says

    I’m a paranoid Schizophrenic and if one of my kids ever said anything like this to me I would probably have to put them up for adoption.. When I was about four I was playing with some lego when I suddenly stopped and looked at my mam very seriously before saying. “Your not my mam,”
    Her: “Yes I am..”
    Me: “You’re not my first Mam.”

    Its safe to say I creeped her out.

  39. creepypasta says

    An improvement. No one said 1st, second, 3rd anymore, scared of SFK huh? :) SFK I’m really sorry about my previous comment, I was just joking…

  40. HiPeople says

    For the first one I think she could just carry around a picture of her dad.

  41. Panda12cool says

    @Emma123

    that is so fucked up…but now I know how to get a boyfriend! Threaten him into it!

  42. Kingdomlife12 says

    When I was younger I was very quiet at night. One day, I told my dad that I heard voices in the speakers. The creepy part? I actuallly did.

  43. Emma123 says

    When I was 10, me and my family went on a vacation to Florida. In the hotel we stayed, I met a “friend”. She was a bit odd and seemed to be always want to be around me 24/7. One night, I wanted to watch TV and she seemed sad about it. I felt a bit guilty, so I went with her. “Good choice. I would have killed your family and chopped their body…with an axe!” she said. She was probably joking. But what she said was pretty creepy.

  44. Requiem says

    I laughed so much! This reminds me of horror movie surival guide. I used to make a booklet on why my older sister is a bad tiger :D

  45. Panda12cool says

    “I’ll control your dreams and make them nightmares…”

    My response: O_O AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  46. xx scaryboy xx says

    SFK, this is my FIRST and LAST story,i hope you post it, :)
    ELDER BROTHER – When I was 8 years old ma elder brother used to tease me too much! He even used to beat me often. One day he threw me in the pool! He used to mess up with the things in house but, but my parants always just used to avoid it! They always blame me for the mistakes he used to made. Whenever i report it to ma parants they just don’t listen me and ask me to not to blame anyone for MY mistakes! When i thought i can’t stand it anymore, i decided to go to boarding school, away from him! I was so tired of his mischivious acts that i decided not to talk to him anymore… ever in my life. I never ever talk about him to my mommy, when i was in hostel! When i returned home after 5 years, i couldn’t find him in our house. And finally… I asked about him to my momma and then… I saw a surprise look at her face! Her face turned pale and she told me that ma brother died 10 years before when i was just 3 years old!!

  47. Raafy says

    These are so funny… And some of them are giving me goosebumps! I thought kids were the most innocent living thing in the world! I was wrong…

  48. MidnightHowlz says

    When I was around the age of 3 and 4 I had an imaginary friend named Medam. One night, my family and I were going out for dinner, when I started crying. Mum asked me what was wrong and I told her we forgot Medam, she told me to tell her where he lived. I directed them down a weird street and made them stop at an old abandoned house. I opened the door and Medam hopped in and we drove to the resturant. Nothing else happened after that. Mum thinks that Medam is real and that he is possibly my spirit guide or he actually exists. I am now 12 and Medam hasnt been mentioned since I was 5.

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