Truth About Hell

The Truth About Hell is a funny story about a man who goes to hell and has to choose how he will spend eternity behind three doors.

The Truth About Hell

There was a man who had lived a very bad life. One day, he was killed in a motorcycle accident and was sent directly to hell. The devil was waiting for him.

“Welcome to hell,” said the devil. “Now you must decide how you are going to spend eternity. There are 3 doors to choose from.”

The devil took the man to the first door and opened it. Inside, there were hundreds of people standing on their heads on a cement floor.

“That looks uncomfortable,” the man said. “Let’s see what’s behind door number 2.”

They went to the second door and the devil opened it. Inside, there were hundreds of people standing on their heads, on a wooden floor.

“That still looks uncomfortable,” said the man. “Show me what’s behind door number 3.”

So the devil took him to the third door and opened it. Inside, there were hundreds of people standing around chatting and drinking coffee, up to their knees in poop.

“Hmmmm,” said the man, “that looks bad, but it’s better than the other two. I choose the third door.”

The devil smiled and the man went into the third room and poured himself a cup of coffee. Just as the door was closing behind him, he heard the devil shout, “OK folks! Coffee break is over! Get back on your heads!”

Comments

  1. ScaryRachel446 says

    Lucifer: Ok folks! On your heads again!
    Me: Aw Hell noo!!
    Lucifer: Aw Hell yaa!!
    Me: When I never had my coffee!
    Lucifer: Fine drink it!
    Me: *Takes 500,000,000,000 centuries to drink coffee.*

  2. HorrorFanGirl says

    that makes sense lol, the room was full of poop bc people were drinking coffee, coffee makes you poop xD He should’ve thought before *thinking the literal..

  3. FAN OF SFK says

    OH MY GOD!! Those people have to stand on their heads while in human poo….. But coffee wont be worth it… Donuts and pastries would be worth it…. Why didn’t the guy figure out the people were standing on their heads on poo because if I would see it then the peoples faces would be covered in it…..

  4. Love angel says

    That means , he’s finding something comfortable and got standing in the heads with poop instead , ewww yuck

  5. FAN OF SCARY FOR KIDS says

    I HAVE HEARD THAT HELL IS LIKE YOU GET ALL FAMILIAR PEOPLE BUT HEAVEN IS LIKE YOU GET EVERY LUXURIOUS THINGS

  6. Username_Invalid says

    Woah. What if someone did not know how to stand on their heads ? Would it be okay if they did Shirshasana ?

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