The Truth About Hell is a funny story about a man who goes to hell and has to choose how he will spend eternity behind three doors.
There was a man who had lived a very bad life. One day, he was killed in a motorcycle accident and was sent directly to hell. The devil was waiting for him.
“Welcome to hell,” said the devil. “Now you must decide how you are going to spend eternity. There are 3 doors to choose from.”
The devil took the man to the first door and opened it. Inside, there were hundreds of people standing on their heads on a cement floor.
“That looks uncomfortable,” the man said. “Let’s see what’s behind door number 2.”
They went to the second door and the devil opened it. Inside, there were hundreds of people standing on their heads, on a wooden floor.
“That still looks uncomfortable,” said the man. “Show me what’s behind door number 3.”
So the devil took him to the third door and opened it. Inside, there were hundreds of people standing around chatting and drinking coffee, up to their knees in poop.
“Hmmmm,” said the man, “that looks bad, but it’s better than the other two. I choose the third door.”
The devil smiled and the man went into the third room and poured himself a cup of coffee. Just as the door was closing behind him, he heard the devil shout, “OK folks! Coffee break is over! Get back on your heads!”