Time Travel

The top 20 things to do if you could time travel.

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1. If I could time travel, I would go back and witness this event:

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2. If I could time travel, I’d bury a bunch of iPhones everywhere to freak out the archaeologists.

3. If I could time travel, I would replace the DeLorean in Back to the Future with this:

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4. If I could time travel, I would tell Hitler he’s a good painter and he should stick with his art career.

5. If I could time travel, I would go would go to the nearest toy store and buy every one of these original Star Wars toys:

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6. If I could time travel, I’d photobomb evil leaders like Hitler, Stalin and Saddam Hussein, just to make historians wonder, “Who is that guy?”

7. If I could time travel, I’d go back to 1503 when Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa and tell him to paint it like this:

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8. If I could time travel, I’d go to the future to see who survived the Zombie apocalypse.

9. If I could time travel, I’d make sure to stock up on lots of cheap beer and banana peels.

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10. If I could time travel, I would go to Salem, Massachussetts in 1692 and put on a little magic show…

11. If I could time travel, I would break my fellow time-travellers out of jail.

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12. If I could time travel, I would warn the dinosaurs to watch out for that asteroid.

13. If I could time travel, I’d go back to June 1938 and buy Action Comics No.1 off the magazine rack for a dime.

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14. I would invent Facebook first, and then put it in a big crate and send it to where the Ark of the Covenant is kept.

15. If I could time travel, I would start a limo service.

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16. If I could time travel, I would let Einstein know that NF=S+C2 (No Frizz = Shampoo plus lots of Conditioner)

17. If I could time travel, I would ask Jesus how he managed to get such rock-hard abs.

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18. If I could time travel, I’d go back to primary school and accuse my teacher of lying about the kid who leaned back too far on his chair and died.

19. If I could time travel, I would find young Hitler and advise him to get a Justin bieber haircut. Then I would return to the present day and watch people hating on Bieber because he has a Hitler haircut.

20. If I could time travel, I would go forward to my own funeral and write down the names of everyone who didn’t show up and anyone who isn’t crying hard enough.

Comments

  1. popsicleunicorn says

    If I could time travel, I’d go into the future and never return back so I don’t have to go to school

  2. HorrorFanGirl says

    no.1 was actually a ceramic squirrel, i was rlly let down bc i found that out ( sorry to ruin it for u guys but don’t keep ur hopes up) *insert laughing emojiS

  3. DayliyahHasTheSalt says

    if I could time travel, I will ruin everything, from the presidensts to the human instinct, whether I like it or not.

  4. kyubeychoseme07 says

    If I could time travel, I would tell my mum that I have an imaginary friend and describe them what they do and what they look like, but really I’m talking about a character from a future game, so when the character pops up in the game in the future , I can say ‘ that’s what my imaginary friend looks like!’

  5. reklats says

    if i could time travel id go back when my brother wasn’t born. and i’d make sure he’d never be born…

  6. FAN OF SFK says

    If I had to time travel I would invent this radio station in the 1880’s that tells the stories which are in present day scary for kids…

  7. FAN OF SCARY FOR KIDS says

    If i could time travel i would tell micheal jackson not to do plastic surgeries and if he insists i would only allow him 1 time only.
    And i would also tell hitler to grow his mustache so that he does not look funny!

  8. Jessica says

    DUDE THE TARDIS AHHHHHH
    Oh and @Meredith, it’s not Dr. Who, it’s Doctor Who… Never, ever get that wrong in front of a whovian…

  9. lalaiepop says

    @writer123 I should slap you just for saying “10 out of 10” time machines little kids like you piss me off 😒 but I do agree this was actually pretty funny I would do the same damn thing XD

  10. writer123 says

    Hahaha! I would TOTALLY do these things, especially #1, #4, and #19.

    10 out of 10 time machines!

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