Time Travel

The top 20 things to do if you could time travel.

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1. If I could time travel, I would go back and witness this event:

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2. If I could time travel, I’d bury a bunch of iPhones everywhere to freak out the archaeologists.

3. If I could time travel, I would replace the DeLorean in Back to the Future with this:

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4. If I could time travel, I would tell Hitler he’s a good painter and he should stick with his art career.

5. If I could time travel, I would go would go to the nearest toy store and buy every one of these original Star Wars toys:

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6. If I could time travel, I’d photobomb evil leaders like Hitler, Stalin and Saddam Hussein, just to make historians wonder, “Who is that guy?”

7. If I could time travel, I’d go back to 1503 when Leonardo Da Vinci painted the Mona Lisa and tell him to paint it like this:

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8. If I could time travel, I’d go to the future to see who survived the Zombie apocalypse.

9. If I could time travel, I’d make sure to stock up on lots of cheap beer and banana peels.

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10. If I could time travel, I would go to Salem, Massachussetts in 1692 and put on a little magic show…

11. If I could time travel, I would break my fellow time-travellers out of jail.

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12. If I could time travel, I would warn the dinosaurs to watch out for that asteroid.

13. If I could time travel, I’d go back to June 1938 and buy Action Comics No.1 off the magazine rack for a dime.

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14. I would invent Facebook first, and then put it in a big crate and send it to where the Ark of the Covenant is kept.

15. If I could time travel, I would start a limo service.

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16. If I could time travel, I would let Einstein know that NF=S+C2 (No Frizz = Shampoo plus lots of Conditioner)

17. If I could time travel, I would ask Jesus how he managed to get such rock-hard abs.

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18. If I could time travel, I’d go back to primary school and accuse my teacher of lying about the kid who leaned back too far on his chair and died.

19. If I could time travel, I would find young Hitler and advise him to get a Justin bieber haircut. Then I would return to the present day and watch people hating on Bieber because he has a Hitler haircut.

20. If I could time travel, I would go forward to my own funeral and write down the names of everyone who didn’t show up and anyone who isn’t crying hard enough.

Comments

  1. HorrorFanGirl says

    no.1 was actually a ceramic squirrel, i was rlly let down bc i found that out ( sorry to ruin it for u guys but don’t keep ur hopes up) *insert laughing emojiS

  2. DayliyahHasTheSalt says

    if I could time travel, I will ruin everything, from the presidensts to the human instinct, whether I like it or not.

  3. kyubeychoseme07 says

    If I could time travel, I would tell my mum that I have an imaginary friend and describe them what they do and what they look like, but really I’m talking about a character from a future game, so when the character pops up in the game in the future , I can say ‘ that’s what my imaginary friend looks like!’

  4. reklats says

    if i could time travel id go back when my brother wasn’t born. and i’d make sure he’d never be born…

  5. FAN OF SFK says

    If I had to time travel I would invent this radio station in the 1880’s that tells the stories which are in present day scary for kids…

  6. FAN OF SCARY FOR KIDS says

    If i could time travel i would tell micheal jackson not to do plastic surgeries and if he insists i would only allow him 1 time only.
    And i would also tell hitler to grow his mustache so that he does not look funny!

  7. Jessica says

    DUDE THE TARDIS AHHHHHH
    Oh and @Meredith, it’s not Dr. Who, it’s Doctor Who… Never, ever get that wrong in front of a whovian…

  8. lalaiepop says

    @writer123 I should slap you just for saying “10 out of 10” time machines little kids like you piss me off 😒 but I do agree this was actually pretty funny I would do the same damn thing XD

  9. writer123 says

    Hahaha! I would TOTALLY do these things, especially #1, #4, and #19.

    10 out of 10 time machines!

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