Little Willie

Little Willie is the hero of a number of short, funny, grisly poems that were written almost 100 years ago. Willie is a homicidal little boy who takes great pleasure in murdering members of his family, just for fun. For 100 years, overzealous parents have tried to ban these poems because they think they set a bad example for kids.

Little Willie

Little Willie, mean as hell,
Threw his sister in the well
Mama said, when drawing water,
“These days, it’s hard to raise a daughter.”

In the family drinking well,
Willie pushed his sister Nell,
She’s still there, because he killed her.
Now we’ll have to buy a filter.

Willie took a garden shears
Cut off his baby brother’s ears.
The baby looked so unsightly,
Mother raised her eyebrows slightly.

Little Willie, with a shout,
Gouged his brother’s eyeballs out
Stomped on them to make them pop
Mother said, “Now Willie, stop!”

Little Willie, feeling mean
Stabbed his sister in the spleen.
As she writhed in agony
Willie’s face was full of glee.

Willie scalped his sister’s head
And left her lying hairless.
“Really, Willie,” said his mother,
“You’re getting rather careless.”

Willie built a guillotine,
And tried it on his sister, Jean.
Said Mother, as she fetched the mop,
“These messy games have got to stop!”

Little Willie cooked his sister
Upon the kitchen range.
“My!” said mother, coming in,
”Do I smell something strange?”

Willie, I regret to state,
Chopped his sister up for bait.
We miss her when it’s time to dine
But Willie’s fish taste mighty fine.

While making moonshine, Little Will
Fell into his daddy’s still.
Said Father, “Now this might sound silly,
But tonight the drinks are all on Willie.”

Little Willie, oh, so shy,
Poked a stick in father’s eye,
Mother yelled, “Now don’t you bawl,
You’re old enough to have seen it all.”

Little Willie, with a curse
Threw a teapot at the nurse.
When it struck her on the nose,
His father cheered, “How straight he throws!”

While playing with his father’s gun,
Willie shot him, just for fun.
Said Willie, “I am not to blame.
I really thought that he was game.”

Willie, with a carving knife,
Took his sister Mary’s life;
“Now you’ve done it,” mother said,
“I think you may have bent the blade.”

Willie poisoned daddy’s tea;
His father died in agony.
Mother looked extremely vexed;
“Willy, tell me, who is next?”

Willie with a hatchet dull
Split in two his father’s skull;
Mom said, wiping up the stains,
“Willie has his father’s brains.”

Willie looked into a gun
And pulled the trigger, just for fun.
Mother said, in tones so pained,
“Willie, you’re so scatter-brained!”

Comments

  1. sweetmelody says

    Goodbye little Willie I shall never comment on here again
    and @Ghostfreak that’s the most over used and dumb excuse for commenting stupid stuff

  2. ghostfreak says

    Now that I think about it there are a couple of explanations about why sfk isn’t here.
    1: Scary for kids is dead
    2:Scary for kids doesn’t want to do this anymore so they are done with this
    3: Scary for kids is planning to update the site for us and make it way better
    4: Scary for kids is on vacation
    5: Scary for kids just does not know what to do anymore

    scaryforkids says: Number 3 and 4 are true. I am already Number 1 and I will never be Number 2, I promise you. LOL

  3. happenstance says

    LOL I WAS IN THE AGUMENTS ON WELL TO HELL AND ON A BUS ONE ABOUT ONE DIRECTION OH WELL

  4. happenstance says

    @Carcass I think I have. been here bout a 2to3 years and sfk didn’t update(during the thing in the cellar almost two months lots of agurments I was in most) and in the well to hell and when I first got on there are a lot but not so many that I couldn’t read in over 3 months(unless she has archives I don’t know about:()

  5. ghostfreak says

    Damn it my little sister is using my damn account again didn’t even say that!!!!!teach her a lesson today and @carcrass I didn’t even say that but that was a rude way to counter back ! But I will have you know that I really have most of the stories I mean I am a fast reader :) and @happenstance that comment actually made me laugh p.s @carcrass my sister never said you had to believe her anyways geez immature much :p.

  6. Requiem says

    When you go to the search tab at the top of the web and write “scary” you can find many stories from really long ago that were never posted. Many has no comments so I doubt you all read it. Just saying, of course I never read them all neither.

  7. Carcass says

    Don’t go poking a bees nest next time. You’ve read all of them huh? Yeah,I totally believe you. -.-

  8. Carcass says

    For your damn well being ghostfreak,I wasnt saying that in an insulting way. I was simply saying that . I dont have enough damn time to pick fights with a person that doesnt process right online,kay? Plus i commented a long time ago. So.calm the hell down and mind your own damn business. c:

  9. ghostfreak says

    For your damn information carcass I have been here for two years to and umm I have finished all the stories except for the tell me your stories because I do not care for those .

  10. DarkRose says

    And also @Darkk Rose I just question where the username came from? I don’t even remember why I use DarkRose as my username for many things in the first place!

  11. anorad says

    its sort of silly that the mother does not send the kid to a psychiatrist and only says stop it willy this poem is lame I like tominos hell and also mommys closet

  12. Darkk Rose says

    Well sweetmelody I will surely read the other stories, let’s say I am reading it but u know I also have sight, I am not blind! And if there are so many stories in ScaryForKids ‘sight’ , he is so bright! LOL! XD Correct your English before commenting so high comments! Just a tip..
    And DarkRose thanks for the suggestion I will surely visit that blog! Thanks again! As for ScaryForKids,I won’t say anything..

  13. DarkRose says

    @sweetmelody & @Darkk Rose,I’m sure SFK will be back soon since Halloween isn’t that far off! There really should be a submit kind of thing were you send in a story you found or wrote and they finalize it for everyone to read. And until the hiatus ends just read all the stories you find interesting or visit slug-chicks.Blogspot.com.au
    I’d rate it M for mature though, they have some weird japanese horror stories for sure!

  14. sweetmelody says

    @Darkk Rose I’ve Actually been going on this sight for quite a long time, I just got bored with it. And also there are pretty much over 500 stories on this sight and I bet you haven’t read them. So just read different ones and if you have read them all find a new sight it’s really That! Simple.

  15. Darkk Rose says

    @sweetmelody If you are new here and if not posting new stories doesn’t bother you then why are you bothering people who does bother about it? -.-
    No I don’t intend to argue about it but I’m sure that ScaryForKids is probably dead. Who would not visit such a well-going site of ’em? I know ScaryForKids have a life but of-course this site is a part of him/her! He/She have been in this site editing this in a mind-blowing way and I’m sure he/she would have visited this site in the Summer regularly!

  16. sweetmelody says

    @Everyone who complains. Some people have lives you know. And besides I only starting to continue to read on this sight a few days ago, so it doesn’t bother me.

  17. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    @happenstance
    I don’t want to fight either, but we both have our opinions. :) Kudos.

  18. Illusionist_6 says

    @happenstance your suggestion is really nice :) that would be good for all of us… But all that is required is a new story at the moment.

  19. happenstance says

    @IIIusionist-6 speaking of reply sfk should update add a reply comment button and a top comment by VOTES

  20. Illusionist_6 says

    SFK please atleast give us all a kind reply… You post really great stories. We all love this site…

  21. gangsofghouls says

    Hello,SFK
    when will you post some new stories it’s like 1 month until now… ….. …..i remember the days when you always post new stories day after day…. ….but now it’s just boring….when i open this website….i am always curious about new stories but….there are no new stories…..so please post some new stories……for all of us…………:-( i am requesting you

  22. Requiem says

    Maybe it’s a sudden emergency or something tragic happens and SFK just wants to be alone for a while, unexpected things always happen. Feel free to leave this website for some moment but don’t get upset at SFK…no one knows what he or she have being through.

  23. XxmaecupcakekillerxX says

    I love this poem, it’s so silly!
    Oh and SFK goes on hiatus every summer. Honestly, I think it should be assumed by now. I’m not mad about it though, there is no one who doesn’t have a social life. SFK can have all the time he/she wants. He/She has stories worth waiting for.

  24. Illusionist_6 says

    SFK is taking his/her time becaue he/she is gonna post some great stories. He/she can do miracles!

  25. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    @happenstance
    The stanza about Willie splitting his dad’s skull is new.

  26. happenstance says

    All right every one likes flame flecthers stories ahem. SFK HMM maybe I should rename my website its not just for kids its just it doesn’t cuss sees people saying first NOPE ITS FOR KIDS. A MONTH LATER HMM some cool members have told people to stop maybe I should help them then rename the website I will slap anyone who says first second third ect ENCOURAGES PEOPLE WELL ITS STILL SCARY FOR KIDS THE F#$%^$@%^ end!

  27. Requiem says

    But I think I’ve read that the first time because I thought that if l Willie merely stabbed his sister, how would the blade bend and it seems like the mother likes the knife more than her daughter.

  28. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    WAIT! Scary For Kids IS back! Don’t you see? He/she has UPDATED Little Willie (and Jeff the Killer)! Numerous stanzas have been added, such as:
    “Willie, with a carving knife,
    Took his sister Mary’s life.
    “Now you’ve done it”, Mother said,
    “I think you may have bent the blade.”
    That stanza, and several others, were not there before! Scary For Kids is BACK!

  29. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    And I’M 42nd! Ooh, come and slap ME, SFK! I have a guard dog, and she’s SIX INCHES TALL!!! Ooh, you scared yet? *trollface*

  30. hikerpiker64 says

    Yes! My dreams have come true I’m 41st!!! I’m waiting for you SFK, BTW I have a guard dog, and she doesn’t like to get slapped.

  31. Raafy says

    Who said SFK doesn’t have a life?? And that was not a complain at all… I was just giving him/her a suggestion, and really some of my friends have stopped visiting this site, even I’m turning to be one of ’em now… In my opinion the majority is with the people who says they want updates, updates and updates! Cuz’ everyone wants new, always new! Btw carcuss calling me ‘bro’ won’t be good because I’m a girl.. And I don’t think it would be any harm for SFK to spend 1 hour in the internet once a week! Partners come in handy in these types of situations…

  32. Tigerhallam says

    SFK: when you get a chance, please check your scaryforkids Gmail account. Thanks!

  33. happenstance says

    @DEAD scary a virtue I shouldn’t have to have for 2 weeks I am getting bored will I quit no however if taking him/her so long because he/she is getting good stories ok because the past 8(other than love test I read that before though) are just not scary

  34. DEAD scary says

    People, the owner of SFK DOES have a life and may have something important to attend! Yeah, he/she probably loves the fans from his/her website, but he/she does have stuff to do! Just keep patient and check back everyday. Patience is a virtue.

  35. ghostfreak says

    i agree with @happenstance sfk should tell us when he/she is going on hiatus because i hate comming to this website everyday for nothing i have read all the good stories but at the same time they do have a life …right?!

  36. happenstance says

    @carcass @Roxanne he/she should ATLEAST say when he/she is going on hiatus and for how long

  37. Roxanne says

    Eh, I know SFK’s pressures. I have a little thingy where I write stories and I have readers personally coming up to me like “Update. Update. Update. LADY UPDATE OR IMMA CUT YOU.” So… uh… where was I going with this? Anyways guuuuuys don’t complain to SFK okay ;A; They’re trying their best they’ve given us a wonderful website.

  38. Carcass says

    Raafy,er,SFK has a life. He/She wants to spend the summer and have a good time instead of staying hunched over the laptop searching for stories for us. Okay? That’s a nice suggestion though c;! Be patient. Read the other stories on this site. There’s tons of sections! Ad don’t tell me you’ve read them all because I’ve been here for two years and haven’t finished reading all the stories. You could read the submitted stories by us users too. It’s obvious your friends aren’t patient. Plus,last summer SFK didn’t post a story for months. Just wait. No hate intended bro :p xx.

  39. Raafy says

    @Scaryforkids it’s been like 6 days and no new stories.. Don’t mind it but are you checking the patience of the visitors on this site or are you so busy that you don’t even have time to edit this site or even visit here? I am assuming that you are busy and maybe you could have a partner that is capable as much as you and run this site when you can’t, like now. Some of my friends have stopped visiting this site because there are no new updates. I think that this site may go down, if you don’t do something fast! Some people may be against me but I said what I felt was right. I hope you take it positively SFK.

  40. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    …Little Willie is becoming the next Mary Stockum. MORE STORIES SFK!!!
    Oh, and by the way…
    NINETY-FIFTH!!!

  41. Carcass says

    Well.. Uh.. That picture has nothing to do with the poem, lawlness. o3o I wish I had a mother like that. My mum and Grammy gave me a radio to play with in the pool ._.

  42. DEAD scary says

    This actually made me laugh my head off……..literally.. Anyone seen my head?

  43. Louillan4444 says

    I think the mom was actually a robot, that’s why she didn’t react much when Willie murdered his family, and the mombot cheated on Willie’s father with lots of other men explaining Willie killing his father lots of times.

  44. The.Depressed.Zombie says

    YES! I SCARED MY LITTLE BROTHER! I replaced little willie’s name with his name and sang it to him! he got so freaked out!

  45. xx scaryboy xx says

    His mom was soo cool….. :D
    i think its not been a long time for her mother, she managed to escape from a mental asylum. :D
    5 out of 10 cookies!

  46. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    What REALLY disturbs me about this is the way his mom acts like he’s shooting apples with a BB gun, but really he’s killing his family. O_o
    – ß˙å∂ø∑ øƒ ∂å®˚˜´ßß

  47. RadioactiveWerewolf says

    This is just….disturbing.

    The boy nearly killed all of his family, while the mom just goes all “Oh, Willie, you’re this that, yadda yadda yadda”.

    This kid has completely lost his mind. o-o

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