Jeff The Killer

Jeff The Killer is a creepypasta story about a hideous murderer who is still on the loose.

Jeff The Killer

The following article appeared in a local newspaper:

UNKNOWN KILLER STILL AT LARGE.

“After weeks of unexplained murders, the ominous unknown killer is still on the loose. A young boy, who survived an attack by the killer, bravely tells his story.

“I woke up in the middle of the night,” says the boy, “For some reason the window was open. That’s when I got the strange feeling that someone was watching me. I looked up and there, peeking through my curtains, were a pair of eyes. Not regular eyes. These eyes were dark, ominous and bordered in black and… they just plain terrified me. Then I saw his mouth. A long, horrendous smile that made every hair on my body stand up. The figure stood there, watching me. Finally, after what seemed like forever, he said ‘Go To Sleep.’

I let out a scream. He suddenly pulled out a knife and jumped on top of me, aiming at my heart. I fought him, kicking, punching and rolling around, trying to knock him off me. That’s when my dad busted in. The figure threw his knife and stabbed my dad’s shoulder. It probably would’ve finished my dad off if one of the neighbors hadn’t alerted the police.

“They drove into the parking lot, and ran towards the door. The man turned and ran down the hallway. I heard a smash, like glass breaking. As I came out of my room, I saw the window that was pointing towards the back of my house was broken. I looked out it to see him vanish into the distance. I can tell you one thing, I will never forget that face. Those cold, evil eyes and that psychotic smile. They will never leave my head.”

Police are still on the look for this man. If you see anyone that fits the description, please contact your local police department.”

Jeff and his family had just moved into a new neighborhood. His dad had gotten a promotion at work, and they thought it would be best to live in one of those “fancy” neighborhoods. Jeff and his brother Liu couldn’t complain though. A new, better house. What was not to love? As they were getting unpacked, one of their neighbors came by.

“Hello,” she said, “I’m Barbara; I live across the street from you. Well, I just wanted to introduce my self and to introduce my son.” She turns around and calls her son over. “Billy, these are our new neighbors.” Billy said hi and ran back to play in his yard.

“Well,” said Jeff’s mom, “I’m Margaret, and this is my husband Peter, and my two sons, Jeff and Liu.” They each introduced themselves, and then Barbara invited them to her son’s birthday. Jeff and his brother were about to object, when their mother said that they would love to. When Jeff and his family are done packing, Jeff went up to his mom.

“Mom, why would you invite us to some kid’s party? If you haven’t noticed, I’m not some dumb kid.”

“Jeff,” said his mother, “We just moved here; we should show that we want to spend time with our neighbors. Now, we’re going to that party, and that’s final.” Jeff started to talk, but stopped himself, knowing that he couldn’t do anything. Whenever his mom said something, it was final. He walked up to his room and plopped down on his bed. He sat there looking at his ceiling when suddenly, he got a weird feeling. Not so much a pain, but… a weird feeling. He dismissed it as just some random feeling. He heard his mother call him down to get his stuff, and he walked down to get it.

The next day, Jeff walked down stairs to get breakfast and got ready for school. As he sat there, eating his breakfast, he once again got that feeling. This time it was stronger. It gave him a slight tugging pain, but he once again dismissed it. As he and Liu finished breakfast, they walked down to the bus stop. They sat there waiting for the bus, and then, all of a sudden, some kid on a skateboard jumped over them, only inches above their laps. They both jumped back in surprise. “Hey, what the hell?”

The kid landed and turned back to them. He kicked his skate board up and caught it with his hands. The kid seems to be about twelve; one year younger than Jeff. He wears a Aeropostale shirt and ripped blue jeans.

“Well, well, well. It looks like we got some new meat.” Suddenly, two other kids appeared. One was super skinny and the other was huge. “Well, since you’re new here, I’d like to introduce ourselves, over there is Keith.” Jeff and Liu looked over to the skinny kid. He had a dopey face that you would expect a sidekick to have. “And he’s Troy.” They looked over at the fat kid. Talk about a tub of lard. This kid looked like he hadn’t exercised since he was crawling.

“And I,” said the first kid, “am Randy. Now, for all the kids in this neighborhood there is a small price for bus fare, if you catch my drift.” Liu stood up, ready to punch the lights out of the kid’s eyes when one of his friends pulled a knife on him. “Tsk, tsk, tsk, I had hoped you would be more cooperative, but it seems we must do this the hard way.” The kid walked up to Liu and took his wallet out of his pocket. Jeff got that feeling again. Now, it was truly strong; a burning sensation. He stood up, but Liu gestured him to sit down. Jeff ignored him and walked up to the kid.

“Listen here you little punk, give back my bro’s wallet or else.” Randy put the wallet in his pocket and pulled out his own knife.

“Oh? And what will you do?” Just as he finished the sentence, Jeff popped the kid in the nose. As Randy reached for his face, Jeff grabbed the kid’s wrist and broke it. Randy screamed and Jeff grabbed the knife from his hand. Troy and Keith rushed Jeff, but Jeff was too quick. He threw Randy to the ground. Keith lashed out at him, but Jeff ducked and stabbed him in the arm. Keith dropped his knife and fell to the ground screaming. Troy rushd him too, but Jeff didn’t even need the knife. He just punched Troy straight in the stomach and Troy went down. As he fell, he puked all over. Liu could do nothing but look in amazement at Jeff.

“Jeff how’d you?” that was all he said. They saw the bus coming and knew they’d be blamed for the whole thing. So they started running as fast as they could. As they ran, they looked back and saw the bus driver rushing over to Randy and the others. As Jeff and Liu made it to school, they didn’t dare tell what happened. All they did was sit and listen. Liu just thought of that as his brother beating up a few kids, but Jeff knew it was more. It was something, scary. As he got that feeling he felt how powerful it was, the urge to just, hurt someone. He didn’t like how it sounded, but he couldn’t help feeling happy. He felt that strange feeling go away, and stay away for the entire day of school. Even as he walked home due to the whole thing near the bus stop, and how now he probably wouldn’t be taking the bus anymore, he felt happy. When he got home his parents asked him how his day was, and he said, in a somewhat ominous voice, “It was a wonderful day.” Next morning, he heard a knock at his front door. He walked down to find two police officers at the door, his mother looking back at him with an angry look.

“Jeff, these officers tell me that you attacked three kids. That it wasn’t regular fighting, and that they were stabbed. Stabbed, son!” Jeff’s gaze fell to the floor, showing his mother that it was true.

“Mom, they were the ones who pulled the knives on me and Liu.”

“Son,” said one of the cops,” We found three kids, two stabbed, one having a bruise on his stomach, and we have witnesses proving that you fled the scene. Now, what does that tell us?” Jeff knew it was no use. He could say him and Liu had been attacked, but then there was no proof it was not them who attacked first. They couldn’t say that they weren’t fleeing, because truth be told they were. So Jeff couldn’t defend himself or Liu.

“Son, call down your brother.” Jeff couldn’t do it, since it was him who beat up all the kids.

“Sir, it…it was me. I was the one who beat up the kids. Liu tried to hold me back, but he couldn’t stop me.” The cop looked at his partner and they both nod.

“Well kid, looks like a year in Juvy…”

“Wait!” says Liu. They all looked up to see him holding a knife. The officers pulled their guns and locked them on Liu.

“It was me, I beat up those little punks. Have the marks to prove it.” He lifted up his sleeves to reveal cuts and bruises, as if he was in a struggle.

“Son, just put the knife down,” said the officer. Liu held up the knife and dropped it to the ground. He put his hands up and walked over to the cops.

“No Liu, it was me! I did it!” Jeff had tears running down his face.

“Huh, poor bro. Trying to take the blame for what I did. Well, take me away.” The police led Liu out to the patrol car.

“Liu, tell them it was me! Tell them! I was the one who beat up those kids!” Jeff’s mother put her hands on his shoulders.

“Jeff please, you don’t have to lie. We know it’s Liu, you can stop.” Jeff watched helplessly as the cop car speeds off with Liu inside. A few minutes later Jeff’s dad pulled into the driveway, seeing Jeff’s face and knowing something was wrong.

“Son, son what is it?” Jeff couldn’t answer. His vocal cords were strained from crying. Instead, Jeff’s mother walked his father inside to break the bad news to him as Jeff wept in the driveway. After an hour or so Jeff walked back in to the house, seeing that his parents were both shocked, sad, and disappointed. He couldn’t look at them. He couldn’t see how they thought of Liu when it was his fault. He just went to sleep, trying to get the whole thing off his mind. Two days went by, with no word from Liu at JDC. No friends to hang out with. Nothing but sadness and guilt. That is until Saturday, when Jeff is woke up by his mother, with a happy, sunshiny face.

“Jeff, it’s the day.” she said as she opened up the curtains and let light flood into his room.

“What, what’s today?” asked Jeff as he stirs awake.

“Why, it’s Billy’s party.” He was now fully awake.

“Mom, you’re joking, right? You don’t expect me to go to some kid’s party after…” There was a long pause.

“Jeff, we both know what happened. I think this party could be the thing that brightens up the past days. Now, get dressed.” Jeff’s mother walked out of the room and downstairs to get ready herself. He fought himself to get up. He picked out a random shirt and pair of jeans and walked down stairs. He saw his mother and father all dressed up; his mother in a dress and his father in a suit. He thought, why they would ever wear such fancy clothes to a kid’s party?

“Son, is that all your going to wear?” said Jeff’s mom.

“Better than wearing too much.” he said. His mother pushed down the feeling to yell at him and hid it with a smile.

“Now Jeff, we may be over-dressed, but this is how you go if you want to make an impression.” said his father. Jeff grunted and went back up to his room.

“I don’t have any fancy clothes!” he yelled down stairs.

“Just pick out something.” called his mother. He looked around in his closet for what he would call fancy. He found a pair of black dress pants he had for special occasions and an undershirt. He couldn’t find a shirt to go with it though. He looked around, and found only striped and patterned shirts. None of which go with dress pants. Finally he found a white hoodie and put it on.

“You’re wearing that?” they both said. His mother looked at her watch. “Oh, no time to change. Let’s just go.” She said as she herded Jeff and his father out the door. They crossed the street over to Barbara and Billy’s house. They knocked on the door and at it appeared that Barbara, just like his parents, way over-dressed. As they walked inside all Jeff could see were adults, no kids.

“The kids are out in the yard. Jeff, how about you go and meet some of them?” said Barbara.

Jeff walked outside to a yard full of kids. They were running around in weird cowboy costumes and shooting each other with plastic guns. He might as well be standing in a Toys R Us. Suddenly a kid came up to him and handed him a toy gun and hat.

“Hey. Wanna pway?” he said.

“Ah, no kid. I’m way too old for this stuff.” The kid looked at him with that weird puppydog face.

“Pwease?” said the kid. “Fine,” said Jeff. He put on the hat and started to pretend shoot at the kids. At first he thought it was totally ridiculous, but then he started to actually have fun. It might not have been super cool, but it was the first time he had done something that took his mind off of Liu. So he played with the kids for a while, until he heard a noise. A weird rolling noise. Then it hit him. Randy, Troy, and Keith all jumped over the fence on their skateboards. Jeff dropped the fake gun and ripped off the hat. Randy looked at Jeff with a burning hatred.

“Hello, Jeff, is it?” he said. “We have some unfinished business.” Jeff saw his bruised nose.” I think we’re even. I beat the crap out of you, and you get my brother sent to JDC.”

Randy got an angry look in his eyes. “Oh no, I don’t go for even, I go for winning. You may have kicked our asses that one day, but not today.” As he said that Randy rushed at Jeff. They both fell to the ground. Randy punched Jeff in the nose, and Jeff grabbed him by the ears and head butted him. Jeff pushed Randy off of him and both rose to their feet. Kids were screaming and parents were running out of the house. Troy and Keith both pulled guns out of their pockets.

“No one interrupts or guts will fly!” they said. Randy pulled a knife on Jeff and stabbed it into his shoulder.

Jeff screamed and fell to his knees. Randy started kicking him in the face. After three kicks Jeff grabs his foot and twists it, causing Randy to fall to the ground. Jeff stood up and walked towards the back door. Troy grabbed him.

“Need some help?” He picks Jeff up by the back of the collar and throws him through the patio door. As Jeff tries to stand he is kicked down to the ground. Randy repeatedly starts kicking Jeff, until he starts to cough up blood.

“Come on Jeff, fight me!” He picks Jeff up and throws him into the kitchen. Randy sees a bottle of vodka on the counter and smashes the glass over Jeff’s head.

“Fight!” He throws Jeff back into the living room.

“Come on Jeff, look at me!” Jeff glances up, his face riddled with blood. “I was the one who got your brother sent to JDC! And now you’re just gonna sit here and let him rot in there for a whole year! You should be ashamed!” Jeff starts to get up.

“Oh, finally! you stand and fight!” Jeff is now to his feet, blood and vodka on his face. Once again he gets that strange feeling, the one in which he hasn’t felt for a while. “Finally. He’s up!” says Randy as he runs at Jeff. That’s when it happens. Something inside Jeff snaps. His psyche is destroyed, all rational thinking is gone, all he can do, is kill. He grabs Randy and pile drives him to the ground. He gets on top of him and punches him straight in the heart. The punch causes Randy’s heart to stop. As Randy gasps for breath. Jeff hammers down on him. Punch after punch, blood gushes from Randy’s body, until he takes one final breath, and dies.

Everyone is looking at Jeff now. The parents, the crying kids, even Troy and Keith. Although they easily break from their gaze and point their guns at Jeff. Jeff see’s the guns trained on him and runs for the stairs. As he runs Troy and Keith let out fire on him, each shot missing. Jeff runs up the stairs. He hears Troy and Keith follow up behind. As they let out their final rounds of bullets Jeff ducks into the bathroom. He grabs the towel rack and rips it off the wall. Troy and Keith race in, knives ready.

Troy swings his knife at Jeff, who backs away and bangs the towel rack into Troy’s face. Troy goes down hard and now all that’s left is Keith. He is more agile than Troy though, and ducks when Jeff swings the towel rack. He dropped the knife and grabbed Jeff by the neck. He pushed him into the wall. A thing of bleach fell down on top of him from the top shelf. It burnt both of them and they both started to scream. Jeff wiped his eyes as best as he could. He pulled back the towel rack and swung it straight into Keith’s head. As he lay there, bleeding to death, he let out an ominous smile.

“What’s so funny?” asked Jeff. Keith pulled out a lighter and switched it on. “What’s funny,” he said, “Is that you’re covered in bleach and alcohol.” Jeff’s eyes widened as Keith threw the lighter at him. As soon as the flame made contact with him, the flames ignited the alcohol in the vodka. While the alcohol burned him, the bleach bleached his skin. Jeff let out a terrible screech as he caught on fire. He tried to roll out the fire but it was no use, the alcohol had made him a walking inferno. He ran down the hall, and fell down the stairs. Everybody started screaming as they saw Jeff, now a man on fire, drop to the ground, nearly dead. The last thing Jeff saw was his mother and the other parents trying to extinguish the flame. That’s when he passed out.

When Jeff woke he had a cast wrapped around his face. He couldn’t see anything, but he felt a cast on his shoulder, and stitches all over his body. He tried to stand up, but he realized that there was some tube in his arm, and when he tried to get up it fell out, and a nurse rushed in.

“I don’t think you can get out of bed just yet.” she said as she put him back in his bed and re-inserted the tube. Jeff sat there, with no vision, no idea of what his surroundings were. Finally, after hours, he heard his mother.

“Honey, are you okay?” she asked. Jeff couldn’t answer though, his face was covered, and he was unable to speak. “Oh honey, I have great news. After all the witnesses told the police that Randy confessed of trying to attack you, they decided to let Liu go.” This made Jeff almost bolt up, stopping halfway, remembering the tube coming out of his arm. “He’ll be out by tomorrow, and then you two will be able to be together again.”

Jeff’s mother hugs Jeff and says her goodbyes. The next couple of weeks were those where Jeff was visited by his family. Then came the day where his bandages were to be removed. His family were all there to see it, what he would look like. As the doctors unwrapped the bandages from Jeff’s face everyone was on the edge of their seats. They waited until the last bandage holding the cover over his face was almost removed.

“Let’s hope for the best,” said the doctor. He quickly pulls the cloth; letting the rest fall from Jeff’s face.

Jeff’s mother screams at the sight of his face. Liu and Jeff’s dad stare awe-struck at his face.

“What? What happened to my face?” Jeff said. He rushed out of bed and ran to the bathroom. He looked in the mirror and saw the cause of the distress. His face. It…it’s horrible. His lips were burnt to a deep shade of red. His face was turned into a pure white color, and his hair singed from brown to black. He slowly put his hand to his face. It had a sort of leathery feel to it now. He looked back at his family then back at the mirror.

“Jeff,” said Liu, “It’s not that bad….”

“Not that bad?” said Jeff,” It’s perfect!” His family were equally surprised. Jeff started laughing uncontrollably His parents noticed that his left eye and hand were twitching.

“Uh… Jeff, are you okay?”

“Okay? I’ve never felt more happy! Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa, look at me. This face goes perfectly with me!” He couldn’t stop laughing. He stroked his face feeling it. Looking at it in the mirror. What caused this? Well, you may recall that when Jeff was fighting Randy something in his mind, his sanity, snapped. Now he was left as a crazy killing machine, that is, his parents didn’t know.

“Doctor,” said Jeff’s mom, “Is my son… alright, you know. In the head?”

“Oh yes, this behavior is typical for patients that have taken very large amounts of pain killers. If his behavior doesn’t change in a few weeks, bring him back here, and we’ll give him a psychological test.”

“Oh thank you doctor.” Jeff’s mother went over to Jeff.” Jeff, sweety. It’s time to go.”

Jeff looks away from the mirror, his face still formed into a crazy smile. “Kay mommy, ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa!” his mother took him by the shoulder and took him to get his clothes.

“This is what came in,” said the lady at the desk. Jeff’s mom looked down to see the black dress pants and white hoodie her son wore. Now they were clean of blood and now stitched together. Jeff’s mother led him to his room and made him put his clothes on. Then they left, not knowing that this was their final day of life.

Later that night, Jeff’s mother woke to a sound coming from the bathroom. It sounded as if someone was crying. She slowly walked over to see what it was. When she looked into the bathroom she saw a horrendous sight. Jeff had taken a knife and carved a smile into his cheeks.

“Jeff, what are you doing?” asked his mother.

Jeff looked over to his mother. “I couldn’t keep smiling mommy. It hurt after awhile. Now, I can smile forever. Jeff’s mother noticed his eyes, ringed in black.

“Jeff, your eyes!” His eyes were seemingly never closing.

“I couldn’t see my face. I got tired and my eyes started to close. I burned out the eyelids so I could forever see myself; my new face.” Jeff’s mother slowly started to back away, seeing that her son was going insane. “What’s wrong mommy? Aren’t I beautiful?

“Yes son,” she said, “Yes you are. L-let me go get daddy, so he can see your face.” She ran into the room and shook Jeff’s dad from his sleep. “Honey, get the gun we…..” She stopped as she saw Jeff in the doorway, holding a knife.

“Mommy, you lied.” That’s the last thing they hear as Jeff rushes them with the knife, gutting both of them.

His brother Liu woke up, startled by some noise. He didn’t hear anything else, so he just shut his eyes and tried to go back to sleep. As he was on the border of slumber, he got the strangest feeling that someone was watching him. He looked up, before Jeff’s hand covered his mouth. He slowly raised the knife ready to plunge it into Liu. Liu thrashed here and there trying to escape Jeff’s grip.

“Shhhhhhh,” Jeff said,”Just go to sleep.”

Comments

  1. cainiskevin says

    my dad put a costume on. it was jeff the killer. i thought he was real but he wasn’t. so i went to a different town and i lived there a very long time and then i went back to my own town and then i saw a bunch of monsters. i didn’t like it. it was really bad. jeff the killer was so long that i gave up on reading it. at school he had a knife to kill the bullies.!

  2. an0ther1 says

    Also Jeff the Killer is not real. A lot of people are reminded of Jeffrey Dahmer when they read about him, though.

  3. an0ther1 says

    Not the best writing but creepy… and did someone seriously ask if other people have a CRUSH on JTK? Dude, if you have a crush on a serial killer, even a fictional one, you need to get some help. Your “cutesy” little stories about JTK do not fit his character at all. JTK is a serial killer with no human feelings left, JUST the desire to kill. He isn’t the type to keep somebody around, or even torture, just kill (Jane the Killer being the exception of course, as she saved his life in her story, so he probably let her live either so they could be even, or so he could have entertainment running from her- probably the latter).

  4. NataliaNarwhal says

    If i were sleeping beauty

    Jeff:GO to sleep
    Me: breeh, i slept for 100 years hell no
    Jeff: -.-
    Me: My name Is Jeff and i carved things on my face bcuz i didn’t have enough money for tattoos, HUUUH
    Jeff: i cri, so true

  5. kyubeychoseme07 says

    Ok, I’ve got a yo mama joke: yo mama so ugly, she made jeff the killer 😆FROWN!!!!!! 😨 Want more?? Reply ;)

  6. Princess Of The Dead says

    Its the loudest night of the year in some place, somewhere.
    The neighbors pray that it goes away. But it doesnt. It haunts them like a regular spirit. Only this one wont go away with holy water.
    You guessed it. Its Justin Biebers concert! Every single girl is FREAKING OUT!!
    1 day earlier…
    JTK: I got more fangirls than you!
    JB: HAHAHA you wish!
    JTK: Tell you what, if I have more fangirls, I will kill you.
    JB: HAHAHA and if I have more fangirls you will turn yourself in!
    JTK: Deal!
    Back to present day…
    JB: *sings*
    Fangirls: OMGGGGGG
    *JTK suddenly appears!*
    Girl: Look! Its JTK! Omg!!!!
    JB: How dare you ruining my concert! How am I supposed to buy a gold toilet dude?!
    JTK: *grabs a microphone* Everyone that likes me more than JB come to left!
    Crowd: *goes to left*
    JB: Hey hey hey! B but if I lose this bet he will kill me!
    *10 girls go to right looking really embarassed*
    JTK: See! I told you! Now…
    JTK+Crowd: Go to sleep…!!!!

  7. Random_Appearance says

    The creepiest part is when Jeff burned his eyelids… that is scary. This is my very first time reading about Jeff the killer. I didn’t know that he is famous.

  8. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    SCARYFORKIDS you should make a whole section of the website containing Jeff the Killer fangirl stories like these! :D

  9. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    @scare_bear megastarfish5445 and creepypastafangirl
    NO. He is MINE!!!!!! Go to sleep. >:)

  10. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    @RadioactiveWerewolf It is.
    And I’m going to contribute. ;)

    Me (home alone): OMG! What was that? Ahh! I think I saw something. Where’s the dog? *grabs dog* I’m scared.
    Something: *Creaks*
    Me: AAaaaahhh! *Runs and hides in shower* It’ll never find me here. *shivers*
    Something: *Walks closer*
    Me: *thinking* Why do I have to breathe so heavily?
    Something: *pulls back shower curtain and laughs crazily* Hello. *It’s Jeff the Killer*
    Me: Ahh! You CREEP! Attacking a GIRL in the SHOWER! What is WRONG with you? PERVERT!
    Jeff/Something: *rolls eyes* You’re not USING the shower!
    Me: Yes I am! I am using it as a PLACE to HIDE! And, as said by KayKay, you look like Barney the Dinosaur wearing a Joker suit!
    Jeff: Why does everyone say that?
    Me: Because it’s TRUE! *knees Jeff where it hurts*
    Jeff: *screams in agony, stumbling blindly*
    Me: *gets out of shower* *kicks Jeff* LIKE A BAWSS! *throws Jeff out of bathroom window*
    LATER…
    Me: *wakes up in bed* Oh, it’s 1:32. Time to get up! *Gets dressed, has breakfast, and brushes teeth*
    Something: *Creaks*
    Me: Come at me bro!
    Something: *steps into my room, it’s Jeff the Killer*
    Me: Oh HI, Jeffie! *creepy grin* Remember me? *locks door behind Jeff* I’m your favorite fangirl!
    Jeff: Kill me now.
    Me: Funny, I thought YOU were the killer.
    Jeff: *crazily grinning* Go to sleep…
    Me: I’m not tired. I’ve already had breakfast.
    Jeff: Are you CRAZY? It’s TWO in the MORNING! *facepalm* What is WRONG with you?
    Me: Nothing. Go away. You’re not as amusing when you’re tired. *Unlocks door*
    Jeff: *runs out*
    Me: See you later!
    Jeff: No!
    Me: Whatever. *grins*
    LATER
    Me: Yay! I love Creepypasta conventions! *looks for Jeff the Killer* Oh there he is! *runs to Jeff* Hi Jeff!
    Jeff: Oh, no…

  11. RadioactiveWerewolf says

    Huh, this entire comment section is the most entertaining on here.

    It’s all pretty much a skit-writing, fan-girling-over-a-seiral-killer sort of thing.

    You guys amuse me so much :3

  12. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    @kristenhook
    I’d like to be, but I don’t know HOW. :( Sorry, I know I’m stupid.

  13. The_Otaku_Child_Creep says

    Hehe… I love Creepypastas soooo much~ This one is my second favorite, aside from BEN Drowned, of course~

  14. creepypastafangirl says

    Jeff told me to ask you guys when and where the FGMK’s taking place. Oh, and he wanted me to tell you that he said Go To Sleep. ^.^

  15. krystenhook11 says

    @megastarfish5445
    Shutup he’s mine fan girl mortal kombat begins hahahahaha
    (Evil laughter)

  16. Iwant2suckurbloodxxx says

    Hey, doesnt anyone else beside KayKay think Jeff looks like a cross between Barny and The Joker? I do

  17. creepypastafangirl says

    @megastarfish5445: Oh, no you don’t! He’s mine! LET THE FANGIRL MORTAL KOMBAT BEGIN!!!

  18. scare_bear says

    megastarfish5445
    Aw man :'( fine ill take slender.
    He gives better hugs anyways

  19. krystenhook11 says

    @shadow-of-darkness when you have somebody on a website or chat site to talk too

  20. megastarfish5445 says

    JEFF IS MINE . BACK OFF YOU STUPID DUMB FANGIRLS . IM GOING TO MARRY JEFF. OHH HE IS SEXY OMG OMG BE MINE JEFF I DONT CARE IF YOU KILL ME I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES! PLEASE MARRY MEXDXD

  21. krystenhook11 says

    Another one
    My wedding
    Priest:do you krysten take Jeff to be your lawfully wedded husband?
    Me:I do*silently crying tears of joy*
    Priest:and do you Jeff take krysten to be your lawfully wedded wife?
    Jeff:I do
    Priest:you may now kiss the bride
    Me and Jeff kiss
    Crazy fan girl runs in
    Me:not you Ashley why do you have to ruin my wedding?!?!
    Ashley:your wedding?!?!nooooooo
    Me bye bye Ashley *stabs her with machete*
    Jeff:*staring*I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!

  22. creepypastafangirl says

    Got another one! I fight with another fangirl over Jeff
    Me:*sees Jeff in front of my house* Hi, Jeff! I’m glad you could come!
    Jeff: Umm… Hi?
    Other Fangirl(You guys can choose her name): Back off, girl. He’s mine.
    Me: Oh,no. He’s MINE!!! *drags Jeff away by his arm* MY PRECIOUS!!! MY PRECIOUS!!!
    Jeff: Let go of me!
    Fangirl: HE’S MINE!!! *grabs his other arm*
    Jeff:*breaks free* ENOUGH!!! Why don’t you two just GO TO SLEEP?
    Fangirl: I’m not tired…
    Jeff:*facepalm* Haven’t you read my story?
    Fangirl: Umm… No. I just look at the fanart.
    Jeff:(to me) How about you? have you read my story?
    Me: Yep. It’s really good!
    Jeff: You really think so?
    Me: Of course!
    Jeff: Great! Come on, let’s go.*walks away from Fangirl with me*
    Fangirl: DON”T LEAVE ME, JEFFIE!!!
    Jeff: *sighs* Fine, you can come with me, too. But you have to behave.
    Fangirl:YAYY!!!! *hugs Jeff* THANK YOU!!!!!
    Jeff: Get off me. (to himself) Why do I have so many crazy fangirls?
    Sorry if this isn’t as good as my other one.

  23. jenjenrainbow says

    that was awesome very long but awesome… also I have a question where exactly is this? SFK please tell me!

  24. Shadow_of_Darkness says

    After I read the first paragraph, I fled in terror. I felt a tingling on my back, every time I closed my eyes, I could see Jeff’s hideous face, I could hear “Go to Sleep…” every time silence struck me. I shuddered in my bedroom every night, drowning in fear and blankets…locking my windows whenever I entered my room. I was paranoid for three months, listening to myself breathing uneasily, people asking why I shuddered so…And that was only from the first few sentences.

  25. krystenhook11 says

    Jeff,slendy,rake,and slit-mouth woman are at McDonalds
    Jeff:one box of fish bites
    Slendy:two mcdoubles
    Rake:’staring at you’O.O
    Slit-mouth:stop staring rake
    Me walking into McDonald’s
    Me:omg!its my favorite murderers!!!!
    Slendy:crap NOT YOU!!!!!!!!
    Me:can I have lunch with you?
    Jeff:sure kiddo
    Slendy:noooo not her not her!!!!!!!!!
    Jeff:why not?
    Slendy:she’s CRAZY!!!!!!
    Me:I know I am ‘Pulls out knife’
    Slendy:noooooooooo!!!!!!!!
    Me:kills them all
    *walks out covered in blood*
    Me:I’m the boss!!!

  26. creepypastafangirl says

    Slenderman and Jeff visit a Creepypasta convention:
    Jeff: What was the plan again?
    Slendy: We have to last as long as we can out here without getting caught by fangirls.
    Me: Hey guys! Cool costumes-wait a minute… How did you get these tentacles to look so real? *yanks Slendy’s tentacle*
    Slendy: OW!!! LET GO!!!
    Me: *realizes that Jeff and Slendy are real* GUYS!!! JEFF AND SLENDY!!! OVER HERE!!!
    Jeff and Slendy: *sees crowd of fangirls* OH,*bleep*!!! *sprint away*
    Fangirls: WE LOVE YOU!!!
    Slendy: *gets tackled* Run, Jeff! Save yourself!
    Me: *tackles Jeff* OMG I LOVE YOU!!!
    (Back home)
    The Rake: Sooo…?
    Slendy: Not a word, Rake.

  27. DinoGurlGoneWrong says

    I get so scared that I think hes staring at me from a corner of the room and when he pounces on me I’m gonna say- You’re SOOOOO pretty :P

  28. babykg123 says

    huh who needs sleep anyway? that picture is scary as hell!!! OMG! imma have nightmares now yay! :D

  29. XxAsianGhostxX says

    Ok. The story itself is great! But the picture…THE DAMN PICTURE makes me see things in my room at night O___O IM SO SCARED!!! Lol. But seriously, Its really creepy..o.o I even had a dream where jeff was by my bed at night and when i woke up in the dream, he told me to go to sleep, then i rolled over, fell to the ground, woke up and screamed :33 My parents were like WHAT HAPPENED?! I told them i rolled off my bed and they yelled at me :3

  30. Alteru69 says

    Two things: first the story has terrible grammar, and second most of the story is one run-on sentence after the other. Just an absolutely displeasing read.

  31. CutieC says

    Flameflecther I want to thank you my cousin got scared because she read this story and when she read your story she was not scared! Thank you

  32. KayKay says

    Slenderman: Hey Jeff, why you home so early?
    Jeff: Well the last guy’s house I went to said they had more important things to do than get beat up by Barney the dinosaur in a joker suit.
    Slenderman: *Thinks: Joker + Barney = Jeff*
    Jeff: I don’t look like Barney, do I?
    Slenderman: …pfft *giggle*
    Jeff: *head thunks on table*

  33. ShadowHuntress says

    Thanks flametheflecther. This story completely freaked me out but after reading your Mario and Luigi thing I wasn’t that scared. (I’m a teenager not some little kid) this story was pretty cool.

  34. Jinx says

    Really liked this story. One thing that bothered me, in the story “the bleach bleached his skin” part really bothered me (grammar-wise).

    Upon reading this title of this, Jeffrey Dahmer came to mind XD.

  35. ThaBeast40 says

    this story is real, but jeffery daham has been dead since 1994 and he wasnt really white i think idk

  36. MegIz says

    Okay, now after viewing the picture, Imma like, lock the doors, windows, get into a knife proof vest, helmet, face protector, metal body protector and a knife and gun.

    Is this story real??

  37. MegIz says

    I didn’t get this story cuz it’s too long… Sfk stop making long stories for dump people lol XD

  38. CutieC says

    Very Creppy!!! I saw pics of him online in imanges and I could not sleep for days! i agree with reTardis I looked him up and I thought he was jeffery dahmer too!

  39. scarycheyni1998 says

    YAY! They finally put Jeff the killer on scary for kids. Now they should put The Slenderman up, then I would be happy. :)

  40. kutiethekiller says

    i have a scary story!
    The Man in the Window
    Once there was a girl, Bella,who lived on the first floor of her apartments. She had a bunk bed and left the bottom bunk un-used for when friends came over. Everytime she looked outside she could see all of her friends, and other kids playing. Everynight her mother would come in the girls room when she was sleeping and close the blinds, and curtains so no one could look in their home. One night the mom forgot and the girl woke up to someone knocking on her window with what sounded like a piece of wood. She got scared and barely peeked out from the top of her bunk bed. She could make out a dark figure in the shadows. As she looked closer she saw that the man wasnt holding a piece of wood, but his arm was a pice of wood. She was terrifed so she convinced herself it was a nightmare and went back to sleep. She didnt tell anyone about it, for fear someone would laugh at her. The very next night the same thing happened. This time she was sure it wasnt a dream. She told her friend, Tina, about it the next day. Tina’s face went pale white. She said “th-the man with the woooden arm came to your window?” she asked scared half to death. “Yeah he knocked 3 times, stared at me for 5 minutes and left! This is the second time its happened!” Bella explained. “You dont know what happened 3 years ago do you?” Tina asked. “No clue! I’ve only lived here for 1 year!” Bella said getting scared. “There was a murder in the field behind the apartments 3 years ago! the murderer lived in your apartment! The man with the wooden arm names was Peter. His murderers name was Ed. Ben, Dan, Bill, and me found him in the field when Ed’s daughter, Kim, said her dad dumped the body out there. Your room was her room. One day her dad found her in her room dead! she was murdered the exact same way Ed murdered Peter! Her legs where cut off and her head was gone! Now that i think about it, you kinda look like Kim! Peters spirit must think you’re Kim!” Tina explained. Bella was terrifired! That night Bella closed her own blinds, and curtains. She woke up at 3 a.m and saw Peter stand in her room! she tried to scream but it was too late! A few years later a girl moved into the same apartment unknowing of what has happened. About 4 months later the same thing that happened to Kim, and Bella happened to her! No one can move into the apartments now because everytime someone takes a tour they see all the dead people standing in Kim and Bella’s old room!
    (sorry if its kinda long, or lame!)

  41. GirlMurderer says

    I love this story!! For some reason it just makes me happy what he turned in to.

  42. XxdeliciosscreamsxX says

    omg!!! wait is jeff really real? oh flamefletcherdat is so funny lol! and wow jeff is by far the scariest murder in my opinion, any1 else? i wonder if jeffs weird fighting feeling is some sort of new phycotic disease hmmmm ):\

  43. Moon says

    I discovered Jeff the Killer before I knew about creepypasta stories. I was always so confused whenever people used the word “creepypasta”. I would always think it was his nickname. Glad I found out in time, I would have embarrassed myself in a coversation about the topic. I’m quite fond of his face actually.
    It just might end up as my wallpaper.

  44. Dreymon says

    I usually don’t go for long stories, but this one was really good. Like a comic book villain origin story. Nice!

  45. flamefletcher says

    Kirby dance? WAT does that mean?
    I don’t have an idea.
    I know what a Kirby IS by the way

  46. xXPhantomFangWolfXx says

    That was a REALLY creepy story! I was wincing when he said he burned out his eyelids! Uuuuggh! *shudder*
    Oh, and, @x pinkblood x

    Yaaaay! Kirby! (-^.^-) Kirby dance, woot! <(^.^^.^)>

  47. scary lady says

    u know Jeff sounds like me when I get in a fight not even kidding I like black out not literally but it’s like my only purpose is to smash the lil frikn morons faces in I apparently smile a lot when I fight too which I find believable….hehe

  48. flamefletcher says

    And people the reason I’m writing these stories is to remove the creep out of people. I am helping them not to have nightmare in the night. Of course some guys are adults here, but there are also little kids that come here and get scared so I am using humor to remove the creepiness and nightmares out of them hope you people understand me thank you!

  49. flamefletcher says

    Oh and by the way some people tend to misunderstand the above story.
    The reason why Jeff’s pants became wet was that Luigi peed on seeing Jeff and when Jeff fell on him the wetness passed on to him plz people dont misunderstand this and take double meanings it s purely safe for kids and for fun of course.

  50. flamefletcher says

    Mario and Luigi
    Luigi was sleeping in his room.
    Then he suddenly saw two eyes staring at him.
    A figure slowly came out of its hiding and fell on Luigi and whispered in his ears.
    Jeff: go to sleep!
    Jeff: I came here to kill the fat pig!
    Luigi : Mario? Oh his room is second from the left it has a bathroom too .
    Jeff feels his pants turn wet
    Jeff: why are my pants wet?
    Luigi looks at Jeff and giggles hiding his face
    Jeff: ar….ar..e yo…u really a man?
    Luigi giggles and blushes.
    Jeff drops his knife and runs out of the town shouting like mad man.
    THE END
    By the way the story was very scary omg I’m not gonna sleep well tonight.

  51. Aratrika Sarkar says

    wohoo! i just made account today..and im the first one to comment!! :) i loved the story!

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