Headstones
Headstones a very short funny scary story about strange sounds coming from a graveyard.
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
“Holy cow, Mister,” one of them said after catching his breath, “You scared us half to death. We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night”?
“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”
i don’t get it…???
the old man was a ghost and was fixing his grave stone because they spelled his name wrong
How can you not get this?
Yeah, really. How do you not get it? I liked that one.
good one!