Hash Slinging Slasher

The Hash Slinging Slasher was a funny scary story that was told in an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.

Hash Slinging Slasher

When you’re working the night shift at an all-night diner, be careful taking out the trash. When you go outside… out where the dumpster is… it’s kind of dark out there. You’re not afraid? Well I am. Especially after… Well, you know…

You don’t remember? It was all over the news. I probably shouldn’t tell you. It would ruin the night shift for you. You mean you’ve never heard the story of the “Hash-Slinging Slasher”?

The Slash-Bringing Hasher? The Sash-Ringing Flasher? The Trash-Singing Basher. The Mash-Flinging Dasher? The Flash-Stringing Gasher? The Crash-Dinging Masher?

The Hash-Slinging Slasher, yes. But most people just call him “The Ha-AAAAAAARGH!” because that’s all they have time to say before he gets them.

Years ago at this very diner, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook – just like you – only clumsier. And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties… It happened. He cut off his own hand by mistake. He replaced his hand with a rusty spatula and then he got hit by a bus and at his funeral, they fired him.

So now, every Tuesday night, his ghost returns to the restaurant to wreak his horrible vengeance.

And tonight is Tuesday night! He’ll be coming.

There are three signs that signal the approach of the Hash-Slinging Slasher: First, the lights will flicker on and off. Next, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. And finally, the Hash-Slinging Slasher arrives in the ghost of the bus that ran him over. Then he exits the bus and crosses the street without looking both ways because he’s already dead. Then he taps on the window with his grizzly spatula hand. He opens the door. He slowly approaches the counter…

And do you know what he does next?

You really want to know?

Are you sure you want to know?

He gets ya!

Comments

  1. Dobbyisfree says

    LOVE SPONGEBOB EVERY DAY! I COMMAND YOU, EARTHLINGS!!! HAHAHA…. THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE.

  2. BloodyKillers says

    I saw this episode on spongebob!!

    Squidward: He gets ya!

    Spongebob: Aaaaaaahhhhh………Aaaaaaahhhhh………Aaaaaaahhhhh………!!

  3. mhfanky says

    I remember this episode because I’me stuck watching it with my little brother and sister

  4. mehrurox28 says

    never seen this episode. besides not every living being on the earth is NOT a restraunt worker

  5. Josh Z says

    I’m 19 and when I was younger I watched this show and this episode was pretty good. BTW the vampire’s name is Nosferatu.

  6. Witch11298 says

    The phone rang when i was reading that the second sign is that the phone was ring. I cracked up.

  7. scareninja says

    Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!Aaaaahhhh!!!!

  8. clairethecookiemonster says

    I watch spongebob, thank you very much! and they didn’t even finish it!

    the lights flicker,
    the phone rings and no ones there,
    the bus comes and drops him off but he turns out to be this nerd who was too scared to call so he kept hanging up.
    oh yeah and a vampire did the lights.

  9. iamdeath says

    I loled so hard when i first saw this episode. i even remember what it was called haha. you could change it to make it scary if possible though.

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