Happy Pets is a weird little poem about a kid who was mean to animals.
Do you know Fred Fauntleroy?
He’s such a naughty, wicked boy.
He catches flies, poor little things
And then tears off their tiny wings.
He killed some birds, and broke some chairs
And threw a kitten down some stairs.
And oh! far worse, far worse than that
He punched his dog and choked his cat.
And then one fateful summer’s day
He took his pets outside to play.
But soon Fred’s mood began to slip
They saw him pulling out a whip
Fred whipped the dog till it was sore
Then whipped the poor cat even more
At this, his pets grew very red,
They growled and bit him till he bled
He made a terrible screaming sound
And animals flocked from all around
He said “Get help, or I may die”
But they just sat and watched Fred cry.
OK IM GOOD WITH DEAD PEOPLE, BUT LAY A FINGER ON AN ANIMAL AND I’M IN TEARS!!! HOW DOES THAT BOY LIVE WITH HIMSELF… GET EM’ ANIMALS
kill Fred! kill Fred!
That kid sucks. Good job animals!
Yup, those animals sure are happy. *sarcasm* I absolutley love animals. I hate you Fred. Good job, animals. You did teh right thing.
Poor kitten!!!!
phew I thought he was gonna kill the poor doggy and kitty, but they fought back good for them. who cares about the boy… I already forgot his name
It’s like dawn of thepets all over again. nice work pets, you deserve a cookie
Poor boy, Just kidding!!! Anyway, while I was at lunch with my friends, a boy started insulting us. Not that he was a bully but he IS my friend, also sitting across from me. Anyways, everyone started insulting each other and it got hilarious. It would always start like,”There once was a (boy/girl) named ( person you’re talking to).” I should say this to the boy who started it, replacing the name Fred Flaunteroy with ( sorry, I can’t tell you his name)
rude boy i love animals
at first i was getting scared cause i thought fred would kill his cat and dog but now i feel better, great poem:)