Grocery List

The Grocery List is a short and creepy story in the form of a list written by an angry housewife.

Grocery List

1 dozen eggs, 1 lb of butter

(My husband loves the omelettes I cook for his breakfast.)

1 gallon of milk, 1 large box of Frosted Flakes

(We have 3 children and they’re a handful.)

1 bottle of valium

(Sometimes I have to take something to deal with the stress.)

1 bottle of vodka, 6-pack of beer

(My husband is an alcoholic. I wish I’d known that before I married him.)

3 lbs of hamburger meat, 4 tomatoes, 1 head of lettuce

(I spend all day at home taking care of the children…)

1 box of washing detergent, 1 floor mop

(…while my husband is out enjoying himself.)

5 weight-watchers low-calorie microwave meals

(My husband tells me I’m too fat. He says I need to lose weight.)

1 box of chocolates

(I don’t know why I should lose weight when my husband is cheating on me with another woman.)

1 box of tissues

(Every night, I cry myself to sleep!)

1 pair of rubber gloves

(They think I don’t know about their affair!)

1 can of anti-freeze, 1 bottle of lemonade

(Well, if they think I’m going to let them get away with it…)

1 box of rat poison, 1 box of teabags

(… they have another think coming.)

1 roll of duct tape, 12 black garbage bags

(They always say: Hell hath no fury…)

1 large butcher knife, 1 hand axe

(…like a woman scorned.)

1 circular saw, 1 shovel, 1 bag of quicklime


  1. Sticking Knife says

    woaahh!!!! that’s sppoky! those who didn’t understand the story…:-

    The housewife was actually fed up with her life. 3 Noisy and Badly behaved children, a nosy hubby cum cheater and so on… filled the life of the lady with problem, struggles, stress, anxiety, etc. So, the wife thought to attack the root of these solution-less problems…which is–> The Husband! She is planning to kill him and the woman and dig their grave in her garden…

    So…that explanation clears the plot of the grocery list..

    I really wonder that what would happen if the husband got to see the grocery list?

  2. PurpleGirlTheHorrorFan says

    Lmao that was funny. I wonder what her husband would think if he saw that grocery list. The reaction would probably be priceless lol

  3. misscreepellacrackelfur says

    That lady did the right thing… well,good way to deal with husbands who are cheaters…

  4. xXxGrrrrRawrxXx says

    Ha I was waiting for those last items on the list…I guess it is the best way to deal with affairs haha.


    Woah! This was awesome!

    @Riruru if you’ll carefully examine the Grocery list you will probably find it “creepy”.

  6. Riruru says

    Not even a bit scary. I just laughed, these are way too corny for me. How come it’s “creepy”? Come to think of it, I don’t really find anything wrong with this list. Yeah, it might be a bit off, but whatever, still not creepy.

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