French Fries

The French Fries is a stupid story about a lazy boy who works in his father’s fast food restaurant.

French Fries

Always Check The French Fries

In a small town, there was a popular fast food restaurant. The owner was a hard-working man, but he had a son named Derek who was very lazy. The father was short of staff so he hired his son to work for the summer.

One evening, Derek’s father was called away on business, so he had to leave Derek in charge of the restaurant. His father left french fries in the deep fat fryer and as he was leaving, he warned Derek to check the fries. But, being a lazy you-know-what, Derek soon forgot about checking the fries.

Suddenly, the phone rang and when Derek answered it, a creepy voice said “Have you checked the fries?”

Derek thought it was his father checking up on him so he said everything was just fine and hung up without checking the french fries. A few minutes later, the phone rang again and the creepy voice said “When are you going to check the fries?”

Derek just laughed and hung up again. A few minutes later, the phone rang a third time and the creepy voice said “I strongly advise you to check on those fries!”

Derek decided he better check on the fries, so he lifted the pan out of the deep fat fryer. Suddenly, he screamed and recoiled in horror. Instead of french fries, it was the severed head of his father.

Worse still, it was only half-fried.

Even worse, there was a note attached to it that read “I told you to check the fries!”


  1. HeraldDawnbringer says

    Not really funny nor scary more like just something to read when your teacher tell you to read something know what i mean?

  2. Saliq says

    So, turn the head and let it get fully fried. As a true lazy person should behave, Call the police later.

  3. Fear911 says

    LOL this story is so stupid but it made me laugh soooo…I guess it’s pretty good…

  4. Mechi says

    I advise you to check on the children! Have you checked on the children yet…Oh wait…wrong story

  5. i-die-of-love-of-ALIEN says

    WOWโ€ฆ cool dad!… something scary like that happend to me once that i still can’t explain. I was like, six, or somthing, and my mum was brushing my hair when all of a sudden i saw movment out from the corner of my eye. when I turned around, the computer was on and a photo of me had come up on the screen.

  6. scarygirl2012 says

    When I was a kid, my best friend and I were looking at old photos in his house. There was one of a family wedding, a group shot outside our local church. One of the men in the photo had no legs. Not like, was in a wheelchair or anything, but literally in the photo, his legs just stopped at the knee and you could see the huge old slabs of the church โ€” they even matched perfectly with the slabs that were on either side. It was exactly the same as if you were looking at a photo and looked at the wall above his head, rather than below his knees.

    Now, I can’t blame digital trickery as this photo was WAY too old for that (70s, maybe?). Maybe someone with a working knowledge of photography could explain it.

    The weird thing is that the guy in the photo (my friend’s uncle) ended up with diabetes and had both legs amputated at the knee years later.

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