Scary Things

Creepy Things to Say

Creepy things to say to a girl or a guy when you want to freak them out. If you say these lines to strangers or friends and other people when you are giving a hug, you will really mess with their minds and break their brains.

Creepy things to say to a girl or a guy

1. Don’t go home. He knows where you live.

2. You smell different when you’re awake.

3. You have lovely skin. I can’t wait to wear it.

4. I don’t want to alarm you, but right now, there is a skeleton inside of you.

5. Just relax. It will all be over soon.

6. Underneath all these clothes… I am completely naked.

7. You smell just like my grandmother… after they dug her up.

8. I know what you did and I know who you are.

9. We can’t see them, but they’ve been watching us for a long time now.

10. I just noticed… There’s a spider in your buttcrack.

11. This is almost as much fun as watching you sleep.

12. Don’t try to scream… No-one will hear you.

13. Oh dear God! Just keep walking towards me! Whatever you do, don’t look behind you!

14. They say a serial killer’s first victim is always someone he knows…

15. Please stop me before I kill again… I can’t help myself anymore.

16. Don’t struggle… I hate it when they struggle.

17. I’ve been practicing for this moment for so long…

18. Do you want death or happy smile?

19. I couldn’t find any clean underwear this morning… so I had to borrow my grandmother’s.

20. I’m going to miss you when you’re gone.

21. I’m so sorry… for what is about to happen.

22. I hope you don’t scream as much as the last one.

23. You look just like my sister… who died under mysterious circumstances.

24. Can I feel your pulse? It’s getting slower… slower… slower… It stopped.

25. Don’t stand so close… It’s contagious.

26. When you look out your window tonight, you might catch a glimpse of me.

27. Let’s sew ourselves together… then we can hug forever.

28. Hold on, I need to go to the toilet… OK I’m done.

29. Don’t get too close. I have diarrhea and I’m getting ready to blow.

30. It’s happening again!

31. Remember when you were sitting on the toilet and you had the strangest feeling someone was watching you?… Yeah, that was me.

32. I’ll never let you go… Never… Never!… NEVER!

33. I like you so much, I want to hug your internal organs.

34. You’re pretty. I bet you have a pretty scream…

35. I like your face so much, I want to rip it off and put it on my dog.

36. Last night, I dreamt I murdered you… but here you are still alive… I’m so glad.

37. I can smell your poop!

38. I wonder what you look like… without the skin.

39. I always knew you would die in my arms.

40. I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear.

41. Every time I poop… it reminds me of you.

42. Goodbye… Why are you still here?

43. You have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen… I’d like to put them in a jar on my desk so I can look at them all day.

44. I always knew it would end like this…

45. SSHHHHH! No tears, only dreams now…

46. Hug me… This doesn’t feel right. Your flesh is still warm.

47. You have a beautiful head. It will complete my collection.

48. Do you ever think when the hearse goes by, that you will be the next to die…


  • 34 reminded me of the song Girl With One Eye
    “I took it home and watched it wither and die…”

    Also the last one is from a song… I have to read that again.

  • the last one was lyrics from the hearse song

    do you ever think as the hearse goes by
    for you may be the next to die
    they wrap you in a big white sheet
    from your head down to your feet
    they put you in a big black box
    cover you up with dirt and rocks
    (forgot the rest lel)

  • I told my BFF I wanted to rip her face off and put it on my dog. She said “But you don’t have a dog…”

  • READY TO GO TRY THESE OUT ON MY NEIGHBOR AND RANDOM HOBOS. WISH ME LUCK!!!! (Hopefully they don’t call the cops on me:)

  • 10, 19, 28,29, 31, 32, 37 and 41 are so funny. Number four isn’t very creepy though. 10/10 poop.

  • What the heck?! I just went outside to get the mail and my little bro was behind me and I asked why he followed me and he just looked at me innocently and said,”so you wont get kidnapped by that man behind you.” So without turning around I grabbed my brother and ran inside…and now I’m really scared

  • @donkeywithagmail hahahahah!!!!!! I tried the skeleton one on my little brother and he freaked….lol

  • I really liked every point…. These inspired me to make some:
    1. Your dead body is more beautiful then your alive body.
    2. I like your face when you scream.
    3. I think you taste better than him.
    4. I want to pluck your eyes and wanna see them from every angle.
    5. Yesterday night why did you have problem sleeping?
    6. I doubt you are cold blooded or warm blooded……

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  • hee hee hee… i am SO trying this on all of my friends… Imma be like “i know who you really are and i know what you did”
    LOL XD

  • lol the spider in your butt that is so weird!! I like lets sew ourselves together and hugging your internal organs!!! :D

  • Ha ha I said some of these to my cousin because she is leaving today and this is how it went:
    Her: so I am leaving today
    Me: what the hell..
    Her: what?
    Me: I thought i murderer you? Or was I dreaming
    Her: what?
    Me: yea I think I was dreaming because here you are still alive! :)
    Her: okay…
    Me: seriously I am going to miss you when your gone…
    Her: Yea… Okay… Anymore words of wisdom?
    Me: yes just one if your plane crashes don’t die
    Her: okay I will try not to
    Me: okay :)
    Then Walked away I was laughing my head off in the corner then she came and was like
    Her: you were messing with my head weren’t you?
    Me: maybe
    Anyway but I gave her a proper goodbye

  • I love #33 this is really funny, and I love the things like, under all my clothes, I’m completely naked.

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