Creepy things to say to a girl or a guy when you want to freak them out. If you say these lines to strangers or friends and other people when you are giving a hug, you will really mess with their minds and break their brains.
1. Don’t go home. He knows where you live.
2. You smell different when you’re awake.
3. You have lovely skin. I can’t wait to wear it.
4. I don’t want to alarm you, but right now, there is a skeleton inside of you.
5. Just relax. It will all be over soon.
6. Underneath all these clothes… I am completely naked.
7. You smell just like my grandmother… after they dug her up.
8. I know what you did and I know who you are.
9. We can’t see them, but they’ve been watching us for a long time now.
10. I just noticed… There’s a spider in your buttcrack.
11. This is almost as much fun as watching you sleep.
12. Don’t try to scream… No-one will hear you.
13. Oh dear God! Just keep walking towards me! Whatever you do, don’t look behind you!
14. They say a serial killer’s first victim is always someone he knows…
15. Please stop me before I kill again… I can’t help myself anymore.
16. Don’t struggle… I hate it when they struggle.
17. I’ve been practicing for this moment for so long…
18. Do you want death or happy smile?
19. I couldn’t find any clean underwear this morning… so I had to borrow my grandmother’s.
20. I’m going to miss you when you’re gone.
21. I’m so sorry… for what is about to happen.
22. I hope you don’t scream as much as the last one.
23. You look just like my sister… who died under mysterious circumstances.
24. Can I feel your pulse? It’s getting slower… slower… slower… It stopped.
25. Don’t stand so close… It’s contagious.
26. When you look out your window tonight, you might catch a glimpse of me.
27. Let’s sew ourselves together… then we can hug forever.
28. Hold on, I need to go to the toilet… OK I’m done.
29. Don’t get too close. I have diarrhea and I’m getting ready to blow.
30. It’s happening again!
31. Remember when you were sitting on the toilet and you had the strangest feeling someone was watching you?… Yeah, that was me.
32. I’ll never let you go… Never… Never!… NEVER!
33. I like you so much, I want to hug your internal organs.
34. You’re pretty. I bet you have a pretty scream…
35. I like your face so much, I want to rip it off and put it on my dog.
36. Last night, I dreamt I murdered you… but here you are still alive… I’m so glad.
37. I can smell your poop!
38. I wonder what you look like… without the skin.
39. I always knew you would die in my arms.
40. I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear.
41. Every time I poop… it reminds me of you.
42. Goodbye… Why are you still here?
43. You have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen… I’d like to put them in a jar on my desk so I can look at them all day.
44. I always knew it would end like this…
45. SSHHHHH! No tears, only dreams now…
46. Hug me… This doesn’t feel right. Your flesh is still warm.
47. You have a beautiful head. It will complete my collection.
48. Do you ever think when the hearse goes by, that you will be the next to die…