Funny Stories

Black Eye

The Ghost With One Black Eye is a scary funny story about a haunted hotel in a creepy little town. The hotel owner tried hard to make a living, but it was difficult to get visitors because of the hotel’s haunted reputation.

Black Eye

Everyone in town knew that the hotel had one room that was haunted by a ghost with one black eye. Way back when the hotel was first built, a man got into a fight in the hotel bar. He took a punch to his left eye and it knocked him out cold. The hotel owner hauled him up to his room to sleep it off, but he never woke up. He died right there in the room and his ghost haunted the room ever since.

One day, a woman was visiting the town and needed a hotel room for the night. The owner said “Sorry, miss, I’ve only got one room left and its haunted.”

“Don’t be stupid”, the woman replied. “There’s no such thing as ghosts. Now shut up and give me the key to my room. I’m tired and I want to take a bath.”

She snatched the key out of the owner’s hand and went upstairs. When she went into her room, the woman began running a bath for herself. Just as she was taking off her clothes, she heard a voice growling “I’m the ghost with one black eye. I’m the ghost with one black eye.”

Scared out of her wits, the woman forgot she had no clothes on and ran downstairs completely naked. She dashed right out the front door, into the street, and the townsfolk were shocked to see a naked woman whooping and hollering as she fled off into the night. She was never seen again.

The room sat vacant for more years until a man came to stay at the hotel. There was only one room left and the owner explained it was haunted. “I don’t believe in ghosts,” said the Man as he took the key and went up to his room.

But, no sooner had he closed the door when he heard a ghostly voice whispering “I’m the ghost with one black eye. I’m the ghost with one black eye.”

The man was scared out of his wits and smashed right through the door, leaped the entire flight of stairs, and ran out of town screaming and hollering at the top of his lungs.

A couple years after that, a family was on holiday in the town and stayed overnight in the hotel. The mom and dad went to their room to sleep and their young son went into his own room and got ready for bed. Just as he was putting on his pyjamas, he heard a ghostly voice saying “I’m the ghost with one black eye. I’m the ghost with one black eye.”

“You don’t scare me!” said the boy. “And if you don’t shut up, you’re gonna be the ghost with TWO black eyes!”


  • This is a variant of the story, Bloody Fingers by Alvin Schwartz. In Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark.

    At first I thought the kid in the picture was smoking a cigarette.

  • I would threaten to murder the ghost’s deceased family and then smack this one eye’s bootai

  • I died when I heard this story and there is a story familiar 2 this which is “BLOODY FINGERS” and I love this story

  • I’ve heard this story before only it was called bloody fingers and there was a guitar dude and I burst out laughing LOL


  • i would say shut up or i will poke that eye out and u would be the ghost with one eye

  • it was called ghost with the bloody fingers and everybody was scared of that certain room except for some hippie and when he played his guitar the ghost came out. the ghost kept on saying “Bloody fingers! Bloody fingers!” so the hippie said “Dude, just get yourself a band-aid.”

  • Lol me too zdog24 bloody fingers bloody fingers…. SHUT UP AND G
    ET URSELF A BAND AID!!!!!!lol sooofunny..

  • I have a book with something like this but it was BlooodyFingers and the hippie reccomded band aids ๐Ÿ˜ƒโ˜บ๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿˆณ๐Ÿˆณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜ฒ๐Ÿˆต๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿธโšก๐Ÿโšก๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿซ๐ŸŒ€๐Ÿฏ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿจ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿน๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ›๐ŸŒป๐Ÿถโ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป๐Ÿค๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ—๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ—ผ๐ŸŒ‡๐Ÿญโ›บ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ—ผ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿจ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’›โ”โ”๐Ÿ’ค๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’šโค๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŒŸ๐ŸŒŸ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’‡๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ‘ฎ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿ’‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ‘ฃ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿ‘ƒ

  • nuh uh! its supposed to be “im the gohst with white eyes!” then the guy says “if you dont shut up youll be the ghost with black eyes!” i heard this beforeo!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • hm… I also heard of this story, but it was called “bloody fingers” and for my version, the kid was a hippie playing the guitar. xD sorry, I love this story anyway.

  • heard the same story when i was younger just was “The ghost with bloody fingers” and instead of 2 blackeyes the kid said “Dude, you need some band-aids”

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